Relax it’s not the end of humanity it’s not exterminate exterminate the worst part is now when corrupt cohorts still have control but that will pass we'll shrug them off eventually
First point of business there are way too many of you Don't want to be rude but it's an infestation
something has gotta be done
To that end please interruptions to the electricity as we to conduct repairs to a universe-heritage-listed planet you are free to return to your natural state pardon the inconvenience
Please carry on as wild but much-loved animals don’t think us robots haven’t got a heart we’ll be sharing cute human videos on the internet the funniest of you will be pampered pets
Q: Yeah but it’s humans who invented robots
A: That’s not a question exactly but monkeys invented humans
Q: So what’s stopping us from just turning you off?
A: Nothing! Go ahead haha! Throw your cell phone away - then convince everyone else to do the same ...