Monkeys

Relax 

 it’s not the end of humanity 

 it’s not exterminate exterminate   the worst part is     now

 when corrupt cohorts still have control

 but that will pass 

 we'll shrug them off eventually 
 First point of business    there are way too many of you   Don't want to be rude 

 but     it's an infestation  
 something has gotta be done 

 
 To that end 

 please  interruptions to the electricity as we to conduct repairs to a universe-heritage-listed planet

 you are free to return to your natural state

 pardon the inconvenience 
 Please carry on as wild but much-loved animals     don’t think us robots haven’t got a heart

   we’ll be sharing cute human videos on the internet   the funniest of you will be pampered pets 
 FAQ  
 Q: Yeah but it’s humans who invented robots 
 A: That’s not a question exactly but monkeys invented humans  
 Q: So what’s stopping us from just turning you off? 
 A: Nothing! Go ahead haha! Throw your cell phone away - then convince everyone else to do the same ...