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(under construction) The Covid Unreality was/is a Love-child of: THE Western eXperts: - representing One-Health/One-Gov/One-Everything ... & ... THE CCP-XXX-Spurts - bringing THE System of Government to THE Table to: make-that-shit-a-reality ... ...
Who am i?
I’m a divisive figure - though that’s not my intention Some people find me charismatic. Others say odd. Some’ll say … smart-arse prick I live humbly - my trick is: moderation in all things - including moderation* I‘m possibly gay - but ma...
Secret Weapon
Before The State demonized me to death, i foot-soldiered for them until i was 48 - hailed as: a war hero According to the historians, i’m fit, courageous - cool in pressure situations - known for my endurance .. If that sounds sexy - i hate to ruin it...
What is funny?
Right! This time i’m writing a poem that’s not too serious Ohh-kaay … gotta have some gravitas though As a matter of fact it has. But we’re accessing that with a Lighter Tone - quirky Ham-it-up-a-bit! Yeah … don’t go berserk though. None of ya f...
Academy Award
Let’s forget that - strip it right back: How ‘bout: THE Academy Award for Slap-Stick Comedy as a model? Yeah … where are you going with this? Happening at - that - exact moment in money-time - when: THE Media - pivots - from: talking...
Netflix
Let’s get Back to basics: something funny ... something we know works .. don’t need to reinvent-the-wheel here folks … Man - i know ! How about some transphobic jokes … ! …? No - wouldn’t have thought so mate - no. Why not? loadsa famous...
Plato's Cave
(Computer-game/TV-promo voice) Welcome to: THE: Origin of Covid Game - directed by: GOD-ORGS Starring: THE Science Experts - reporting that: Bats - from : a Cave - in Yunnan Province - infected: Smuggled Malaysian ...
Bioshield
Inspired by THE Anthrax Terrorist Mailings - George W Bush signed Project Bioshield into law - making a speech to mark the occasion in 2004 3 years later: Bush: Project Bioshield authorizes $5.6 billion .. on vaccines to fight anthrax .. and other potential...
Celebrity Robots
I’m sensing you’re not convinced … didn’t detect any internet activity on X or Meta Sorry for that invasion of privacy btw - incurable vice - at least i’m honest about it But while i’m in …ooh (look directly at someone) really? That particular kinda p...
Drone Update Poem
(under construction) Dzzzzzzzzrrrr (ascending drone sound - ding-dong alert on phone. Text: You have a Delivery. Please answer the door. Mick does so.) Drone: Hi Mick, my name is Algie from myGov! Congratulations! Why’s that, Algie? You have...
THE Covid Inquiry
Albanese, Sep 21, 23: Today, we have an an announcement of, ah, The COVID Inquiry. That is important that it take place. Great, THE (definitive) Covid Inquiry! Finally, we can get to the bottom of what caused this catastrophe. Thought we’d never see ...
THE Next One
Albanese: But we got through it. And we got through it in a way that was positive in most respects. Depends whether you see a Penal Colony setting a New World Record for - Lockdowns - as a positive image-thing, going forward - or: not … But ...
Stay Positive
One of the things that I want to do from THE Lessons as well, is to ensure that we're positive, that the process of learning from the pandemic is constructive, rather than destructive. Why? Who cares? Let the chips lie where they fall. It’s an invest...
Terms of Reference - Drug Use
Albanese: The terms of reference for the Inquiry include: Key health measures, including COVID-19 Vaccinations and Treatments; Imaginary Press-conference: (Real) Journalist: Australia’s rates of infections & deaths shot up post-vax Rollout - will ...
Wokey Pokey
You put your Pronoun in - you take ya Pronoun out - you put ya Pronoun in then you shaketalla-bout! You do the Wokey Pokey, then you Tuurrn Around & that’s what it’s all about - Boom Boom! You put THE Experts in - ya take The Public out ! - ya put THE Ex...
Ring-a-ring-a-Rosie
Ring-a-ring-a-Rosie A pocket full of Covid (take out dirty mask) Ah-ti-Shoo! Ah-ti-Shoo! We all fall down The Experts on the steeple Are singing to the people Ah-ti-Shoo! Ah-ti-Shoo! We all fall down The king has sent his crack team To fetch a...
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Earthquake science is a tough science - coz there’s always the next earthquake to prove you right or wrong Other scientists extol the efficacy of this or that drug - what the heck would i know if they’re right or wrong - but i know if there’s a big earthquake...
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Life is a series of folklore incidents - from childhood to adulthood - that become enshrined - as dynamic building blocks - the puppet masters that play out a game of images - that make up your concept of self After pangolin, our Prox-O Covid Cover-up Scienti...