Netflix

 

Back to basics:  something funny ...  something we know works … 

don’t need to reinvent-the-wheel here folks … uhm  ….

Man - i know !     How about some transphobic jokes … ! …?  

No  -  wouldn’t have thought so mate  -  no.

Why not?  Answer’s right under our noses bro - loadsa famous comedians make excellent money off it on Netflix

Netflix is crap

I watched Netflix-Ricky's Special  …

Why would you do that? 

Do you know what the funniest bit was?

Uhm …no mate

Zero mention of:    (whisper) THE C-word or the V-word

World altering event - ladies & gentlemen - i present the insights of comic genius: Ricky Gervais - broadcasting live from:   the-thick-of-it ! 

Radio silence….

 

Ohrrrr …  good job.   Now you’ve gone n fucked this poem up with: 

ya problematic ranting   

What happened to the something-funny-concept?  

Oh yeah, i still wanna do that …

Man, better make it quick - this poem is nearly ended … 

Sorry - i got it - funny mode - ok - this’ll crack-u-up:   

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?    

Don’t know mate - why didn’t it?

It couldn’t - coz it wasn’t quadruple-vaxxed!   Haha … so it woulda got tasered arrested & maced - then had its Covidiot Chicken-Head smashed into the concrete!     Hahaha … 

Uhmm - no mate - that shit’s not funny.  That literally happened to peaceful protesters at Freedom rallies in Victoria 

Ohrr …   Chickens or humans?

Humans mate   

Oh-kay.      So it's:  too sad ?

Yeah - very sad … do i need to remind you?  - it's not what …

… we agreed upon - i know - ok  ok  …  got it … try this - won’t disappoint …last ha-rah … 

Get to the point mate  

Went to a friend’s barby the other night - she lit up a number/the party - it was amazing gunja - instant-lively kind … discussion flowing like crazy

Then she lit up a second - a fat one - i said:  Ohr - you wanna go another one already?! 

She said  -  exhaling  -  passing the joint:  

Why not?  Is there some kinda law against that?