What is funny?
Right! This time i’m writing a poem that’s not too serious
Don’t be ramming ya viewpoint down everyone’s throat
Lighter tone - quirky - ham-it-up-a-bit. Don’t go berserk though …
Something that might work on the slam-circuit …
Nudges the listener … not bludgeons …
Maaate! Nice Mind Lattice. I’m ..
Ohr - wait: gotta make it rhyme - so the judges’ll know it’s poetry …
& don’t forget ta repeat a line - to amplify significance
& don’t forget ta repeat a line to amplify significance
Now - let's get to: THE Essence:
(a) What is: funny?
(b) How to write in: a funny way?
Maaate … good questions … See - we’re makin progress already …
Before we delve into these … kernels of truth … First Rule:
Don’t be mentioning THE C-word. &/Or: THE V-word
We’ve all moved on
Got it.
Apart from that … breaks our Golden Rule: it’s not funny
Well … technically … it’s: funny peculiar …
How’s that?
Bat Lady … & … Batman: cook up a: Super Bat Virus … in:
THE Bat Lab (using real nicknames they’d already given themselves)
Hell!
Super Bat Virus exits THE Building - into: THE World
Whoops …
No worries mate - queue our errant knight: THE Virus Hunter
who rides to the rescue - tells/sells THE World:
T’was Pangolins that done it !
Yeah - so i heard - a love triste with bats n market workers - apparently
Yep. Fully proven by THE Experts. Everyone else is - inherently:
a tin-foil hat Conspiracy Theorist
& btw: China’s brand of Totalitarianism is: “open & transparent”
Huhhuhhuh! Yeah - more amusing than i’d’ve originally thought …
but then again …it did catapult us into a Dystopian Movie - including:
Draconian Restrictions on: all our Freedoms
State-sponsored: Disinformation
Uhm … the reaping of Record Corporate Profits straight off the back of it
That’s dark bro - it’s kinda interesting - but: not funny
No doubt. You’re right - didn’t think about that …
& Lest we forget: 15 mil killed as collateral - n counting …
Downwards … weirdly enough …
Yeah i saw that too: Guess WHO’s gettin nervous about the law suits (?)
Their latest mail says Covid’s officially: Over
With only 6.8 million dead - THE: final tally - supposedly
Yeah - even so - not a helluva lotta laughs in that … right?
Most of em were: old & frail …