Netflix
Back to basics: something funny ... something we know works …
don’t need to reinvent-the-wheel here folks … uhm ….
Man - i know ! How about some transphobic jokes … ! …?
No - wouldn’t have thought so mate - no.
Why not? Answer’s right under our noses bro - loadsa famous comedians make excellent money off it on Netflix
Netflix is crap
I watched Netflix-Ricky's Special …
Why would you do that?
Do you know what the funniest bit was?
Uhm …no mate
Zero mention of: (whisper) THE C-word
World altering event - ladies & gentlemen - i present the insights of comic genius: Ricky Gervais - broadcasting live from: the-thick-of-it
Radio silence….
If you got ya reality from Netflix’s-algorithm you’d be thinking all the world’s problems are due to: gender-querying youth &: a few lone psycho-killers on the loose
Yeah - but …
Ideally - stick ‘em both in the same script. You manipulating pricks are fixated with it
I know why - ya gotta One-Everything-complex - it’s nothing mysterious - but-
Ohrrrr … good job. Now you’ve gone n fucked this poem up with:
ya problematic ranting What happened to the something-funny-concept?
Oh yeah, i still wanna do that …
Man, better make it quick - this poem is nearly ended …
Sorry - i got it - funny mode - ok - this’ll crack-u-up:
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Don’t know mate - why didn’t it?
It couldn’t - coz it wasn’t quadruple-vaxxed! Haha … so it woulda got tasered arrested & maced - then had its Covidiot Chicken-Head smashed into the concrete! Hahaha …
Uhmm - no mate - that shit’s not funny. That literally happened to peaceful protesters at Freedom rallies in Melbourne
Ohrr … Chickens or humans?
Humans mate
Oh-kay. So it's: too sad ?
Yeah - very sad … do i need to remind you? - it's not what …
… we agreed upon - i know - ok ok … got it … try this - last ha-rah … won’t disappoint …
Get to the point mate - last chance …
Went to a friend’s barby the other night - she lit up a number/the party - it was amazing gunja - instant-lively kind … discussion flowing like crazy
Then she lit up a second - a fat one - i said: Ohr - you wanna go another one already?!
She said - exhaling - passing the joint:
Sure - why not? Is there some kinda law against that?