Netflix

Back to basics: something funny ... something we know works …

don’t need to reinvent-the-wheel here folks … uhm ….

Man - i know ! How about some transphobic jokes … ! …?

No - wouldn’t have thought so mate - nono.

Why not? Answer’s right under our noses bro - loadsa famous comedians make excellent money off it on Netflix

Netflix is crap

I watched Ricky’s Netflix’s Special - do you know what the funniest bit was?

Uhm …no mate

Zero mention of: (whisper) THE C-word

World altering event - ladies & gentlemen - i present the insights of comic genius: Ricky Gervais - broadcasting live from: the-thick-of-it

Radio silence….

If you got ya reality from Netflix’s-algorithm you’d be thinking all the world’s problems are due to:

gender-querying youth &: a few lone psycho-killers

Ideally - Netflix’ got em both - in the same script

You manipulating pricks are fixated with it …

I know why - your God-complex - it’s nothing mysterious - but …

Jokes

Ohrrrr … good job. Now you’ve gone n fucked this poem up with:

ya - problematic ~~- shit~~ranting

What happened to the-something-funny concept?

Oh yeah, i still wanna do that …

~~Better~~Man, better make it quick ~~mate~~ - this poem is nearly ended -

Sorry ~~- my bad~~ - i got it - funny mode - ok - this’ll crack-u-up:

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Don’t know mate - why didn’t it?

It couldn’t - coz it wasn’t quadruple-vaxxed! Haha … so it woulda got arrested & maced then had its Covidiot Chicken-Head smashed into the concrete! Hahaha …

Uhmm - no mate - that shit’s not funny. That literally happened to peaceful protesters at Freedom rallies in Melbourne

Ohrr … Chickens or humans?

Humans mate

Oh-kay. I see. So it's: too sad ?

Yeah mate - very sad … It's not what …

… we agreed - i know - ok ok ok … got it … try this as a last ha-rah

I won’t disappoint you …

Get to the point - last chance …

Went to a friend’s barby last night - she lit up a number/the party - it was amazing gunja - instant-lively kind … discussion flowing like crazy

Then she lit up a second - a fat one - i said: Ohr - you wanna go another one already?!

She said - exhaling - passing the joint:

Sure - why not? Is there some kinda law against that?