Academy Award

Let’s forget that ~~shit:~~- strip it right back:

How ‘bout: THE Academy Award for Slap-Stick ~~Comedy?~~Comedy as a model?

Yeah … where are you going with this?

Happening at - that - exact moment in money-time - when: THE Media - pivots - from: talking about THE C-word - incessantly - total cover-up crap, but non-stop … right up to:

THE Slap

Starring?: (~~Baritone~~baritone announcer voice) Will Smith - with Chris Rock

A Tragic-Comedy … that’ll shock you … into forgetting that … :

THE C-word ever happened

Best supporting actors?: Every other Hollywood Cock-head

in Attendance

Yeah - that was hilarious - could barely wipe the tears away - but-

Yo - let’s do that - THE Hollywood Slap: as: a found poem ! We could go viral!

Yeah … or not. Meanwhile, let’s get back to-

Re-enact it - right here n now!

If ~~i’ve said - or later~~i say -the ~~something~~C-word ~~provocative~~out loud -

anyone - is invited to come out of the audience …

whack me one in the chops.

(hand wave-off gesturing) No, as i said, ~~we can’t be-~~we’re-

But Instead of … a Slap … let’s up the ante … kickbox me in the fucking head. Any volunteers?

~~Whoa-whoa~~Oo-kaay - stay in your seats! We’re only brainstorming here …