Academy Award

SoLet’s forget that shit:  strip it right  back:      What    Is    Funny?

How about:‘bout:     THE Academy Award for Slap-Stick Comedy - as a leading model?  Comedy?

Yeah -…  nice credentials.  Wherewhere are you going with this? 

Happening at  -  that  - exact moment in money-time -  when:     THE Media  -  pivots  -  from:  talking about THE C-word - incessantly - corruptly - total cover-up crap -crap, but non-stop  …  right up to:

 

THE Slap

 

Starring:Starring?: (Baritone announcer voice) Will Smith - with Chris Rock  

A Tragic-Comedy  … that’ll shock you   … into forgetting that …   : 

THE C-word ever happened

Best supporting actors:actors?:   Every other Hollywood  Cock-head 

in Attendance   

A Tragic-Comedy that’ll shock you   

… into forgetting that …   THE C-word ever happened

Coming up after the ads:  Johnny Depp/Amber Heard’s Messy Sexual Relationship

 

Yeah - that was hilarious - could barely wipe the tears away - but-  

Yo - seriously - let’s do that - a crack-pot homage to THE Hollywood Slap:   as:    

a  found poem !    BrilliantWe idea.could go viral!

Yeah … or not.

Re-enact it - right here n now!  

Any volunteers ….?

If i’ve said - or later say - something provocative - 

doesn’t need to be anything much - some crap 

Someone  - anyone who feels - pissed off  -  is invited to:to 

come out of the audience … 

whack me one in the chopschops.

(hand wave-off gesturing) No, as i said, we can’t be-

But here’s the twist:      Instead of:of …  a Slap … 

 

Let’let’s up the ante -… Kickboxkickbox me in the fucking headhead.  Any volunteers?

 

Ooh-kaayWhoa-whoa - stay in your seats!    We’re only brainstorming here  …