Academy Award

So forget that shit:  strip it right  back:    What    Is    Funny?

How about:     THE Academy Award for Slap-Stick Comedy - as a leading model?  

Yeah -  nice credentials.  Where are you going with this? 

Happening at  -  that  - exact moment in money-time -  when:     THE Media  -  pivots  -  from:  talking about THE C-word - incessantly - corruptly - total cover-up crap - but non-stop … right up to:

 

THE Slap

 

Starring: Will Smith - with Chris Rock  

Best supporting actors:   Every other Hollywood  Cock-head 

in Attendance   

A Tragic-Comedy that’ll shock you   

… into forgetting that …   THE C-word ever happened

Coming up after the ads: Johnny Depp/Amber Heard’s Messy Sexual Relationship

 

Yeah - that was hilarious - could barely wipe the tears away  

Yo - seriously - let’s do that - a crack-pot homage to THE Hollywood Slap:   as:     

a  found poem !    Brilliant idea.    Re-enact it - right here n now!    

Any volunteers ….?

If i’ve said - or later say - something provocative - 

doesn’t need to be anything much - some crap 

Someone  - anyone who feels - pissed off  -  is invited to: 

come out of the audience … whack me one in the chops

But here’s the twist:      Instead of:    a Slap … 

Let’s up the ante   -   Kickbox me in the fucking head

 

Ooh-kaay - stay in your seats!    We’re only brainstorming here  …