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Academy Award

So:  strip it right  back:    What    Is    Funny?

So:  strip it right  back:    What    Is    Funny?

How about:    

THE Academy Award for Slap-Stick Comedy  - as a leading model?  

Yeah - good entrynice credentials  - happening at  -  that  - exact moment in money-time -  when:    

THE Media  -  pivots  -  from:

talking about THE C-word - incessantly - idiotically - total cover-up crap -

but non-stop … right up to:


THE Slap


Starring: Will Smith - with - Chris Rock  

Best supporting actors:   Every other Hollywood  Cock-head 

in Attendance   

A Tragic-Comedy that’ll shock you   into: 

… into forgetting that THE C-word ever happened

Coming up after the ads:  Johnny Depp’Depp/Amber Heard’s Messy Sexual Relationship


Yeah - that was hilarious - could barely wipe the tears away  

Yo - seriously - let’s do that - THE Hollywood Slap:   as:     

a  found poem !  

Re-enact it right here n now!  At the Nimbin Poetry Cup   

Brilliant idea.    Any volunteers ….?

If i’ve already said - or later say - something provocative - 

doesn’t need to be anything much - some crap  -  doesn’t matter

Someone  - anyone who feels - pissed off  -  is invited to: 

come out of the audience … whack me one in the chops

But here’s the twist:      Instead of:    a Slap … 

Let’s up the ante   -   Kickbox me in the fucking head


Oh-kay - stay in your seats!    We’re only brainstorming here