Academy Award

So: strip it right back: What Is Funny?

How about: THE Academy Award for Slap-Stick Comedy as a leading model?

Yeah - nice credentials - happening at - that - exact moment in money-time - when: THE Media - pivots - from:

talking about THE C-word - incessantly - idiotically - total cover-up crap -

but non-stop … right up to:

THE Slap

Starring: Will Smith - with - Chris Rock

Best supporting actors: Every other Hollywood Cock-head

in Attendance

A Tragic-Comedy that’ll shock you

… into forgetting that THE C-word ever happened

Coming up after the ads: Johnny Depp/Amber Heard’s Messy Sexual Relationship

Yeah - that was hilarious - could barely wipe the tears away

Yo - seriously - let’s do that - THE Hollywood Slap: as:

a found poem !

Re-enact it right here n now! At the Nimbin Poetry Cup

Brilliant idea. Any volunteers ….?

If i’ve said - or later say - something provocative -

doesn’t need to be anything much - some crap

Someone - anyone who feels - pissed off - is invited to:

come out of the audience … whack me one in the chops

But here’s the twist: Instead of: a Slap …

Let’s up the ante - Kickbox me in the fucking head

Oh-kay - stay in your seats! We’re only brainstorming here …