THE Slap

So:  strip it right  back:    What    Is    Funny?

How about:

THE Academy Award for Slap-Stick Comedy  - as a leading model?

Yeah - good entry  - happening at  -  that  - exact moment in money-time -  when: 

THE Media  -  pivots  -  from:

talking about THE C-word - incessantly - idiotically - total crap -

but non-stop … right up to:

THE Slap

Starring: Will Smith - with - Chris Rock  

Best supporting actors:   Every other Hollywood  Cock-head 

in Attendance   

A Tragic-Comedy that’ll shock you into: 

forgetting THE C-word ever happened

Coming up after the ads:  Johnny Depp’s Messy Sexual Relationship

Yeah - that was hilarious - could barely wipe the tears away  

Yo - seriously - let’s do that - THE Hollywood Slap:   as:     

a  found poem !  

Re-enact it right here n now!  At the Nimbin Poetry Cup   

Brilliant idea.    Any volunteers ….?

If i’ve already said - or later say - something provocative - 

doesn’t need to be anything much - some crap  -  doesn’t matter

Someone  - anyone who feels - pissed off  -  is invited to: 

come out of the audience … whack me one in the chops

But here’s the twist:      Instead of:    a Slap … 

up the ante   -   Kickbox me in the fucking head

Oh-kay - stay in your seats!    We’re only brainstorming here …