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Take DNA Causeway  to Arousal CrestCrest, then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm.cm 

Use

Stay in the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel

 

Continue on Sperm Expressway for 3 cm - slide right - & left - at full-speed - then use Fertilize Alley to crash into Jackpot Cul-de-sac

Crash in …

 

AtOn Sperm Expressway, enter Crazy Street Race across-town …  with 200 million other vehicles

 

Slide left … … & right … as fast as your little-tail can propel you …

Keep sliding 

ETA:  15-45 minutes

 

After 8 cm, pick-up on Bio-Signal from Egg Crossing,Central 

(Or not: in which case, proceed to Fuck-off-&-Die Place.  Bye-bye

Stay high on Bio-Signal Highway for the next  2 cm 

Stay high


Alert:  In 1 second, Prepare for Impact by discarding Safety Helmet

Commence Discard

Simultaneously - crash-through - First … & Secondary Barriers at full-bore

Keep crashing

 

When you reach Jackpot Boulevarde, randomly take Instinct Keys onto Chromosome Fork, then turn into Embryo Park 

Congrats!  You won!

Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a grow-a-brain   

 

When you do, head south along Uterus Avenue.  Take the only exit onto Outside World Plaza

 

At the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial, headtake the chair-lift

Proceed north towards Tits’ Heights 

MergeMerge onto Wonderland Freeway.  Continue on for 33-4 subconscious kilometres

before

 entering

In 500 metres, enter Re-callable MemoryConsciousness Zone  

Download first Roadmap Memory 

Keep Downloading  … begin forming Memory Lane

 

At Kindergarten Gardens, commence societalSocietal training,Training License, then proceed to Primary School Course

Believe everything adults tell you for the next 87 km

 

In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Blues CrescentTangent

Take the off-ramp

 

Avoid thepotholes

potholes. 

Due to high-volume traffic on BureaucratORG Expenditure Freeway,Freeway, there is no money available for actual roadwork

PleaseObey Variable-Speed Signage & download the pothole app.app  

Reduce

Stay speed to signageupdated for your safety,Revised &Trajectory thoseDetours

around

 you

Alert: Distance-Speed camerasCameras operate in this vicinity 

 

At UniversityTertiary Junction, take the firsta hard left on Politics CommonsMaze  

 

At Drugs & Sex Parade …  locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then:  proceed to the route (Eng pron)

 

In 4 kilometres, merge right onto Career Path.Path  

Merge right 

 

At the intersection of Partner Court & House Street, enter Breeding Grounds.Grounds

Go Continuestraight,  along Reproduction Cycle-pathCycle Path

 

Due to altered-traffic conditions ahead, takeTake the next on-ramp onto Work-for-the-manHard Slog Tollway to provide for Family Way. 

Take the on-ramp

Stay tuned for the latest traffic conditions from Two-Party System

 

Alert:  An evolvingEvolving situationCrisis Situation on CrisisCovid Parade requires you to give way all your rights.    Give way 

 

Congrats!  You’ve qualified for a Driverless-Licence Rewards-Card!

Stay in the middle two lanes along Mainstream Loop for the rest of your life.life Ignore all exits

Free EntertainmentEntertainment! via Sportsbet-Alco-Junkfood Underpass is projected on your screen       

Ignore all exits

Your destination is straight ahead …

(Please gamble,drink drink,gamble consume poisonous food responsibly) 

 

(pause)

 

At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass   

Follow Dan Andrews Memorial Directions & take Compliance Bend at Roadside Bio-update Station.  

Take the Bend

 

Hold your REAL ID Anal-Recognition ID-cardCard against the sensor to veri-

(pause)

 

Danger Alert.  Due to road-closures on Fuck that Overpass & all its offshoots, they’re now dead-Dead-end streets.Streets  

For your safety, & those around you, reverse back along-

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back.

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back.

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back

 

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