GPS Poem
Take DNA Causeway to Arousal CrestCrest, then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm.cm
Stay in the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel
Continue on Sperm Expressway for 3 cm - slide right - & left - at full-speed - then use Fertilize Alley to crash into Jackpot Cul-de-sac
Crash in …
AtOn Sperm Expressway, enter Crazy Street Race across-town … with 200 million other vehicles
Slide left … … & right … as fast as your little-tail can propel you …
Keep sliding
ETA: 15-45 minutes
After 8 cm, pick-up on Bio-Signal from Egg Crossing,Central
(Or not: in which case, proceed to Fuck-off-&-Die Place. Bye-bye)
Stay high on Bio-Signal Highway for the next 2 cm
Stay high
Alert: In 1 second, Prepare for Impact by discarding Safety Helmet
Commence Discard
Simultaneously - crash-through - First … & Secondary Barriers at full-bore
Keep crashing
When you reach Jackpot Boulevarde, randomly take Instinct Keys onto Chromosome Fork, then turn into Embryo Park
Congrats! You won!
Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a grow-a-brain
When you do, head south along Uterus Avenue. Take the only exit onto Outside World Plaza
At the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial, headtake the chair-lift
Proceed north towards Tits’ Heights
MergeMerge onto Wonderland Freeway. Continue on for 33-4 subconscious kilometres
entering
In 500 metres, enter Re-callable MemoryConsciousness Zone
Download first Roadmap Memory
Keep Downloading … begin forming Memory Lane
At Kindergarten Gardens, commence societalSocietal training,Training License, then proceed to Primary School Course
Believe everything adults tell you for the next 87 km
In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Blues CrescentTangent
. Take the off-ramp
Avoid thepotholes
Due to high-volume traffic on BureaucratORG Expenditure Freeway,Freeway, there is no money available for actual roadwork
PleaseObey Variable-Speed Signage & download the pothole app.app
Stay speed to signageupdated for your safety,Revised &Trajectory thoseDetours
you
Alert: Distance-Speed camerasCameras operate in this vicinity
At UniversityTertiary Junction, take the firsta hard left on Politics CommonsMaze
At Drugs & Sex Parade … locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then: proceed to the route (Eng pron)
In 4 kilometres, merge right onto Career Path.Path
Merge right
At the intersection of Partner Court & House Street, enter Breeding Grounds.Grounds
Go Continuestraight, along Reproduction Cycle-pathCycle Path
Due to altered-traffic conditions ahead, takeTake the next on-ramp onto Work-for-the-manHard Slog Tollway to provide for Family Way.
Take the on-ramp
Stay tuned for the latest traffic conditions from Two-Party System
Alert: An evolvingEvolving situationCrisis Situation on CrisisCovid Parade requires you to give way all your rights. Give way
Congrats! You’ve qualified for a Driverless-Licence Rewards-Card!
Stay in the middle two lanes along Mainstream Loop for the rest of your life.life Ignore all exits
Free EntertainmentEntertainment! via Sportsbet-Alco-Junkfood Underpass is projected on your screen
Ignore all exits
Your destination is straight ahead …
(Please gamble,drink drink,gamble consume poisonous food responsibly)
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At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass
Follow Dan Andrews Memorial Directions & take Compliance Bend at Roadside Bio-update Station.
Take the Bend
Hold your REAL ID Anal-Recognition ID-cardCard against the sensor to veri-
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Danger Alert. Due to road-closures on Fuck that Overpass & all its offshoots, they’re now dead-Dead-end streets.Streets
For your safety, & those around you, reverse back along-
Wrong Way. Go Back.
Wrong Way. Go Back.
Wrong Way. Go Back
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