GPS Poem

Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Crest, then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm 

Stay in the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel

 

On Sperm Expressway, enter Crazy Street Race across-town …  with 200 million other vehicles

 

Slide left … … & right … as fast as your little-tail can propel you …

Keep sliding 

ETA:  15-45 minutes

 

After 8 cm, pick-up on Bio-Signal from Egg Central 

(Or not: in which case, proceed to Fuck-off-&-Die Place.  Bye-bye) 

Stay high on Bio-Signal Highway for the next  2 cm 

Stay high

Alert:  In 1 second, Prepare for Impact by discarding Safety Helmet

Commence Discard

Simultaneously - crash-through - First … & Secondary Barriers at full-bore

Keep crashing

 

When you reach Jackpot Boulevarde, randomly take Chromosome Fork, then turn into Embryo Park

Congrats!  You won!

Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow-a-brain   

 

When you do, head south along Uterus Avenue.  Take the only exit onto Outside World Plaza

 

At the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial, take the chair-lift

Proceed north towards Tits’ Heights 

Merge onto Wonderland Freeway for 3-4 subconscious kilometres

 

In 500 metres, enter Re-callable Consciousness Zone  

Download first Roadmap Memory 

Keep Downloading  … begin forming Memory Lane

 

At Kindergarten Gardens, commence Societal Training License, then proceed to Primary School Course

Believe everything adults tell you for the next 7 km

 

In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Blues Tangent

Take the off-ramp

 

Avoid potholes

Due to high-volume traffic on ORG Expenditure Freeway, there is no money available for actual roadwork

Obey Variable-Speed Signage & download the pothole app  

Stay updated for your Revised Trajectory Detours

 

Alert: Distance-Speed Cameras operate in this vicinity 

 

At Tertiary Junction, take a hard left on Politics Maze  

At Drugs & Sex Parade …  locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then:  proceed to the route (Eng pron)

 

In 4 kilometres, merge right onto Career Path  

Merge right 

At the intersection of Partner Court & House Street, enter Breeding Grounds

Go straight,  along Reproduction Cycle Path

 

Take the next on-ramp onto Hard Slog Tollway to provide for Family Way 

Take the on-ramp

Stay tuned for the latest traffic conditions from Two-Party System

 

Alert:  An Evolving Crisis Situation on Covid Parade requires you to give way all your rights.    Give way 

 

Congrats!  You’ve qualified for a Driverless-Licence Rewards-Card!

Stay in the middle two lanes along Mainstream Loop for the rest of your life 

Free Entertainment! via Sportsbet-Alco-Junkfood Underpass is projected on your screen       

Ignore all exits

Your destination is straight ahead …

(Please drink gamble consume poisonous food responsibly) 

(pause)

 

At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass   

Follow Dan Andrews Memorial Directions & take Compliance Bend at Roadside Bio-update Station  

Take the Bend

 

Hold your REAL ID Anal-Recognition Card against the sensor to veri-

(pause)

 

Danger Alert.  Due to road-closures on Fuck that Overpass & all its offshoots, they’re now Dead-end Streets  

For your safety, & those around you, reverse back along-

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back.

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back.

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back

 

Rongwei   goebak …

 

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