GPS Poem

Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Crest then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm.  Use the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel

 

Continue on Sperm Expressway for 3 cm - slide right - & left - at full-speed - then use Fertilize Alley to crash into Jackpot Cul-de-sac

Crash in …

 

At Egg Crossing, randomly take Instinct Keys onto Chromosome Fork, then turn into Embryo Park

 

Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a brain  

 

When you do, head south along Uterus Avenue.  Take the only exit onto Outside World Plaza

 

At the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial, head north towards Tits’ Heights

Merge onto Wonderland Freeway.  Continue on for 3 subconscious kilometres before entering Re-callable Memory Zone 

 

At Kindergarten Gardens, commence societal training, then proceed to Primary School Course

Believe everything adults tell you for the next 8 km

 

In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Blues Crescent.  Take the off-ramp

 

Avoid the potholes.  Due to high-volume traffic on Bureaucrat Expenditure Freeway, there is no money available for actual roadwork

Please download the pothole app.  Reduce speed to signage for your safety, & those around you

Alert: Speed cameras operate in this vicinity

  

At University Junction, take the first hard left on Politics Commons  

 

At Drugs & Sex Parade …  locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then:  proceed to the route (Eng pron)

 

In 4 kilometres, merge right onto Career Path.  Merge right

 

At the intersection of Partner Court & House Street, enter Breeding Grounds.  Continue along Reproduction Cycle-path

 

Due to altered-traffic conditions ahead, take the next on-ramp onto Work-for-the-man Tollway to provide for Family Way.   Take the on-ramp

 

Alert:  An evolving situation on Crisis Parade requires you to give way all your rights.  Give way 

 

Congrats!  You’ve qualified for a Driverless-Licence Rewards-Card!

Stay in the middle two lanes along Mainstream Loop for the rest of your life. Ignore all exits

Free Entertainment via Sportsbet-Alco-Junkfood Underpass is projected on your screen

Your destination is straight ahead …

(Please gamble, drink, consume poisonous food responsibly)

 

(pause)

 

At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass   

Follow Dan Andrews Memorial Directions & take Compliance Bend at Roadside Bio-update Station.  Take the Bend

 

Hold your REAL Anal-Recognition ID-card against the sensor to veri-

 

Danger Alert.  Due to road-closures on Fuck that Overpass & all its offshoots, they’re now dead-end streets.  For your safety, & those around you, reverse back along-

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back.

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back.

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back

 

Rongway.  Goeback …

 

rongway.  goeback