GPS Poem

Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Crest then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm.  Use the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel.Tunnel

 

Continue on Sperm EspresswayExpressway for 3 cm - slide right,right slide- immediately& left -,  at full-speed - then use Fertilize Alley to crash into Jackpot Cul-de-sac

Crash atin full speed. …

 

SurviveAt impact.Egg Crossing, Userandomly take Instinct Keys to merge onto EggChromosome CrossingFork, then turn into Embryo Drive.Park

 

Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a brain.brain  

 

When you get the urge,do, head south along Uterus Avenue.  Take the only exit onto Outside World Plaza.Plaza

 

UseAt the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial to, head north towards Mum’s TitsTits’ Heights.Heights

Merge onto Wonderland Freeway.  Continue on for 113 kilometres.subconscious kilometres before entering Re-callable Memory Zone 

 

At Kindergarten Gardens, commence societal training, then proceed to Primary School Course

Believe everything adults tell you for the next 8 km

 

In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty RdBlues Crescent.  Take the off-ramp.ramp

 

AtAvoid the round-aboutpotholes. take theDue firstto orhigh-volume secondtraffic exitson ontoBureaucrat MaleExpenditure orFreeway, Femalethere Boardwalks,is thenno continuemoney straight,available past Gay Town, for 6actual kilometres along Cultural Norms Road.roadwork

Please download the pothole app.  Reduce speed to signage for your safety, & those around you

Alert: Speed cameras operate in this vicinity

  

At University Junction, take athe first hard left on Politics WayCommons.  

 

At Drugs & Sex Parade …  locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then:  proceed to the route (Eng pron).

 

In 4 kilometreskilometres, merge right onto Career Path.  Merge right

 

At the intersection of Partner Court & House Street, enter Breeding Grounds,Grounds.  thenContinue along Reproduction Cycle-path

 

Due to altered-traffic conditions ahead, take the next on-ramp onto Work-for-the-man Tollway to provide for Family Way.   Take the on-ramp.ramp

 

Alert:  An evolving situation on Crisis Parade requires you to give way all your rights.  Give way 

 

Congratulations!Congrats!  You’ve qualified for a driverlessDriverless-Licence licence!Rewards-Card!

Stay in the middle two lanes along DuopolyMainstream Loop for the rest of your life …life. Ignore all exits.exits

ComplimentaryFree entertainmentEntertainment via Sportsbet-Alco-Junkfood Underpass is providedprojected on your screen.screen

 

Your destination is straight ahead …

(Please gamble, drink, consume poisonous food responsibly)

 

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At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass.   

Follow theDan signsAndrews fromMemorial Directions & take MainstreamCompliance MediaBend  to theat Roadside Bio-update Station.  Take the Bend

 

At Compliance Bend, holdHold your IDREAL Anal-Recognition ID-card onagainst the sensor to pay any outstanding fines.  You may now re-enter Main-veri-

 

Danger Alert.Alert.  Due to road-closures on TruthFuck Chasethat Overpass & all its offshoots, it’sthey’re now a dead-end street.streets.  For your safety, & immediatelythose around you, reverse back along-

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back. 

Wrong Way.  Go Back.

Wrong Way.  Go Back

Rongway.  Goeback …

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