GPS Poem

Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Crest then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm. Use the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel

Continue on Sperm Espressway for 3 cm - slide right, slide immediately left, then crash into Jackpot Cul-de-sac at full speed.

Survive impact. Use Instinct Keys to merge onto Egg Crossing, then turn into Embryo Drive.

Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a brain.

When you get the urge, head south along Uterus Avenue. Take the only exit onto Outside World Plaza.

Use the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial to head north towards Mum’s Tits Heights. Merge onto Wonderland Freeway. Continue on for 11 kilometres.

In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Rd. Take the off-ramp.

At the round-about take the first or second exits onto Male or Female Boardwalks, then continue straight, past Gay Town, for 6 kilometres along Cultural Norms Road.

At University Junction, take a hard left on Politics Way.

At Drugs & Sex Parade … locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then: proceed to the route (Eng pron).

In 4 kilometres merge right onto Career Path.

At the intersection of Partner Court & House Street, enter Breeding Grounds, then take the on-ramp onto Work-for-the-man Tollway. Take the on-ramp.

Congratulations! You’ve qualified for a driverless licence!

Stay in the middle two lanes along Duopoly Loop for the rest of your life … Ignore all exits.

Complimentary entertainment is provided on your screen. Your destination is straight ahead …

At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass.

Follow the signs from Mainstream Media to the Roadside Bio-update Station.

At Compliance Bend, hold your ID card on the sensor to pay any outstanding fines. You may now re-enter Main-

Danger Alert. Due to road-closures on Truth Chase, it’s now a dead-end street. For your safety, immediately reverse back along-

Wrong Way. Go Back.