GPS Poem
(under re-construction)
Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Crest then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm. Use the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel
Continue on Sperm Espressway for 3 cm - slide right, slide immediately left, then crash into Jackpot Cul-de-sac at full speed.
Survive impact. Use InstinctInstinct Keys to merge onto Egg Crossing,Crossing, then turn into Embryo Avenue.
Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a brain.
When you get the urge, head south along Uterus Avenue. Take the only exit onto Outside World Plaza.
Use the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial to head north towards Mum’s Tits Heights. Merge onto Wonderland Freeway. Continue on for 11 kilometres.
In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Rd. Take the off-ramp.
At the round-about take the first or second exits onto Male or Female Boardwalks, then continue straight, past Gay Town, for 6 kilometres along Cultural Norms Road.
At University Junction, take a hard left on Politics Way.
At the intersection of Drugs & Sex Avenue … locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then: proceed to the route (Eng pron).
In 4 kilometres merge right onto Career Path.
At the intersection of Partner Court & House Street & Partner Court,Street, enter Breeding Grounds, then take the on-ramp onto Work-for-the-man Tollway. Take the on-ramp.
Congratulations! You’ve qualified for a driverless licence!
Stay in the middle two lanes along Duopoly Loop for the rest of your life … Ignore all exits.
Complimentary entertainment is provided on your screen. Your destination is straight ahead …
At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass.
Follow the signs from Mainstream Media to the Roadside Bio-update Station.
At Compliance Bend, hold your ID card on the sensor to pay any outstanding fines. You may now re-enter Main-Main-
Danger Alert. Due to road-closures on Truth Chase, it’s now a dead-end street. For your safety, immediately reverse back along-
Wrong Way. Go Back.
Wrong Way. Go Back.