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GPS Poem

(under re-construction)

Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Crest then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm.  Use the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel

 

Continue on Sperm Espressway for 3 cm - slide right, slide immediately leftthen crash into Jackpot Cul-de-sac at full speed.

 

Survive impact.  Use Instinct Keys to merge onto Egg Crossing, then turn into Embryo Avenue.  

Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a brain.  

 

When you get the urge, head south along Uterus Avenue.  Take the only exit onto Outside World Plaza.

 

Use the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial to head north towards Mum’s Tits Heights.   Merge onto Wonderland Freeway.  Continue on for 11 kilometres.

 

In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Rd.  Take the off-ramp.

 

At the round-about take the first or second exits onto Male or Female Boardwalks, then continue straight, past Gay Town, for 6 kilometres along Cultural Norms Road.

 

At University Junction, take a hard left on Politics Way.  

At the intersection of Drugs & Sex Avenue …  locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then:  proceed to the route (Eng pron).

 

In 4 kilometres merge right onto Career Path. 

At the intersection of House Street & Partner Court, enter Breeding Grounds, then take the on-ramp onto Work-for-the-man Tollway.     Take the on-ramp. 

 

Congratulations!  You’ve qualified for a driverless licence!

Stay in the middle two lanes along Duopoly Loop for the rest of your life … Ignore all exits.

Complimentary entertainment is provided on your screen.  Your destination is straight ahead …

 

At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass.  

Follow the signs from Mainstream Media to the Roadside Bio-update Station.  

At Compliance Bend, hold your ID card on the sensor to pay any outstanding fines.  You may now re-enter Main-

 

Danger Alert.  Due to road-closures on Truth Chase, it’s now a dead-end street.  For your safety,  immediately reverse back along  along-

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back.

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back.