GPS Poem

(under re-construction)

Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Crest then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm. Use the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel

Continue on Sperm Espressway for 3 cm - slide right, slide immediately left, then crash into Jackpot Cul-de-sac at full speed.

Survive impact. Use Instinct Keys to merge onto Egg Crossing, then turn into Embryo Avenue.

Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a brain.

When you get the urge, head south along Uterus Avenue. Take the only exit onto Outside World Plaza.

Use the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial to head north towards Mum’s Tits Heights. Merge onto Wonderland Freeway. Continue on for 11 kilometres.

In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Rd. Take the off-ramp.

At the round-about take the first or second exits onto Male or Female Boardwalks, then continue straight, past Gay Town, for 6 kilometres along Cultural Norms Road.

At University Junction, take a hard left on Politics Way.

At the intersection of Drugs & Sex Avenue … locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then: proceed to the route (Eng pron).

In 4 kilometres merge right onto Career Path.

At the intersection of House Street & Partner Court, enter Breeding Grounds, then take the on-ramp onto Work-for-the-man Tollway. Take the on-ramp.

Congratulations! You’ve qualified for a driverless licence!

Stay in the middle two lanes along Duopoly Loop for the rest of your life … Ignore all exits.

Complimentary entertainment is provided on your screen. Your destination is straight ahead …

At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass.

Follow the signs from Mainstream Media to the Roadside Bio-update Station.

At Compliance Bend, hold your ID card on the sensor to pay any outstanding fines. You may now re-enter Main-

Danger Alert. Due to road-closures on Truth Chase, it’s now a dead-end street. For your safety, immediately reverse back ~~along~~ …along-

Wrong Way. Go Back.