GPS Poem

GPS

(under re-construction) Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Crest then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm. Use the middle lane on One-in-a-million to exit into Vagina Tunnel

Continue on Sperm Espressway for 3 cm - slide right, then slide immediately left, crash into Egg Cul-de-sac at full speed.

Survive impact. Use Embryo Keys to turn into Jackpot Boulevarde.

Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a brain.

When you get the urge, head south along Uterus Avenue. Take the first exit onto Outside World Plaza.

Use the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial to head north towards Mother’s Tits Heights then merge onto Wonderland Freeway. Continue on for 11 kilometres.

In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Rd. Take the off-ramp.

At the round-about take the first or second exits onto Male Boardwalk or Female Esplanade then go straight, past Gay Town, for 6 kilometres along Cultural Norms Road.

At Tertiary Junction take a hard left on Politics Way. At the intersection of Drugs & Sex Avenue … locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then: proceed to the route (Eng pron).

In 4 kilometres merge right onto Career Path. At house street, enter Breeding Grounds, then take the on-ramp onto Work-for-the-man Tollway. Take the on-ramp

Congratulations! You’ve now qualified for a driverless licence!

Stay in the middle two lanes along Duopoly Loop for the rest of your life … Complimentary entertainment is provided on your devices. Your destination is straight ahead …

At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass. Follow the signs from Mainstream Media to a roadside bio-update turnpike. Use your ID card to pay all outstanding fines, then …

Due to road-closures on Truth Chase, reverse back along …

Wrong Way. Go Back.