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(under re-construction) Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Crest then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm.  Use the middle lane on One-in-a-million to exit into Vagina Tunnel

 

Continue on Sperm Espressway for 3 cm - slide right, then slide immediately leftcrash into Egg Cul-de-sac at full speed.

 

Survive impact.  Use Embryo Keys to turn into Jackpot Boulevarde.  

Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a brain.  

 

When you get the urge, head south along Uterus Avenue.  Take the first exit onto Outside World Plaza.

 

Use the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial to head north towards Mother’s Tits Heights then merge onto Wonderland Freeway.  Continue on for 11 kilometres.

 

In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Rd.  Take the off-ramp.

 

At the round-about take the first or second exits onto Male Boardwalk or Female Esplanade then go straight, past Gay Town, for  6 kilometres along Cultural Norms Road.

 

At Tertiary Junction take a hard left on Politics Way.  At the intersection of Drugs & Sex Avenue …  locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then:  proceed to the route (Eng pron).

 

In 4 kilometres merge right onto Career Path.  At house street, enter Breeding Grounds, then take the on-ramp onto Work-for-the-man Tollway.  Take the on-ramp 

 

Congratulations!  You’ve now qualified for a driverless licence!

Stay in the middle two lanes along Duopoly Loop for the rest of your life … Complimentary entertainment is provided on your devices.  Your destination is straight ahead …

 

At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass.  Follow the signs from Mainstream Media to a roadside bio-update turnpike.  Use your ID card to pay all outstanding fines, then …

 

Due to road-closures on Truth Chase, reverse back along 

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back.

 

Wrong Way.  Go Back.