GPS Poem

Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Place then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm. Use the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel

Continue on Sperm Auto-bahn for 3 cm - slide right onto One-in-a-Million Crest, then slide immediately left.

Crash into Egg Cul-de-sac at full speed.

Survive impact then merge with Jackpot Boulevarde.

to form Embryo Keys. Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a brain.

When you get the urge, head south on Uterus Avenue. Follow the light to take the first exit onto Outside World Plaza.

Take the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial, make a U-turn, then head north to Mother’s Tit Heights. Use any lane to merge onto Wonderland Freeway. Continue on for 11 kilometres.

In 500 metres, take the off-shoot onto Puberty Rd. Take the offshoot.

At the next round-about take the first or third exits onto Male Boardwalk or Female Esplanade then go straight, past Gay Town, past Gender-Stereotype-Questioning for 6 kilometres along Christian Culture Rules-Road, then follow …

Take the fourth exit at the next round-about & return back on Gender-Stereotype-Questioning, past all Bi-way signs, & merge with the on-coming traffic back onto Christian Culture Rules-Road.

At Tertiary Junction take a hard left on Communist Street. At the intersection of Drugs Lane & Sex Avenue, take the first entrance into, or from, Someone/Somewhere Place then: proceed to the route (Eng pron).

In 4 kilometres take the on-ramp to Work-for-the-Man Tollway then merge onto Main Street

In 500 metres slide right onto Career Path. Slide right. In the next 10 km take any of the offshoots onto Partner Court. Proceed towards Christian wedding at the intersection of House Street & Family Parade

In 10 kms take the Dan Andrews Memorial Detour onto Security-State Course. Give way all your rights. Give way. Continue on until Left Wing & Right Wing Rds merge to form Party Machine Way then take the first on-ramp to Duopoly Tollway.

Ignore the next two exits to Independent Thinking & stay in the middle two lanes along Establishment Loop for the rest of your life … your destination is straight ahead …

At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass to return to Party Machine Way. Follow the signs from Mainstream Media to a roadside Vax-station on THE Science Ring-Road for your shot, then merge back onto Experts Tollway & rejoin Establishment Loop. Continue on forev-

Due to road-closures on Truth is Exciting Chase, take the first exit at the next round-about towards the Fat/Sugar/Sports Bet Industrial Park, then rejoin Cash-cow Commons

Reverse, now, back along Truth is exci …

Wrong Way. Go Back.