GPS Poem

Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Place then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm.  Use the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel

Continue on Sperm Auto-bahn for 3 cm - slide right onto One-in-a-Million Crest, then slide immediately leftleft, -in yourorder destination is straight ahead. to 

Crash into Egg Cul-de-sac at full speedspeed.

Survive impact then merge to form an embryo on with Jackpot Boulevarde.   You’ve arrived at your first destination: Potentially Conscious Organism Circuit

to form Embryo Keys

Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow a brain. When you get the urge, head south on Uterus Avenue.   Follow the light to take the first exit onto Outside World Plaza. 

Take the off-shoot onfrom Umbilical Arterial, make a U-turn then inhead one metre take the first on-rampnorth to Mother’s Tit Heights. Use eitherany lane to merge onto Wonderland Freeway.  Continue on for 11 kilometres.

In 500 metres, take the exit onto Puberty Rd.  

At the next round-about take the first or third exits onto Male Boardwalk or Female Esplanade then continuego straight, past Gay TownTown, past Gender-Stereotype-Questioning for  6 kilometres along Christian Culture Rules-Road, pastthen follow …

Take the fourth exit at the next round-about & return back on Questioning Gender Stereotypes, for  6 kilometres along Christian Culture Parade, then …

Take the fourth exit at the next round-about on Questioning Gender Stereotype Turnpike, then continue past all By-Bi-way signssigns, .& Merge merge with the on-coming traffic back onto TheChristian HardCulture Rd.Ring-Road.  

At Tertiary Junction take a hard left on Communist Street.  At the intersection of Drugs Lane & Sex Avenue, take the first entrance into or from Someone/Somewhere Place then:  proceed to the route (Eng pron).  

In 4 kilometres take the on-ramp to Work-for-the-Man Tollway then merge onto Main Street

In 500 metres slide right onto Career Path.      Slide right.   In Withinthe 6next 10 km Mergetake withany of the offshoots onto Partner CourtCourt.   then proceedProceed towards Christian wedding at the intersection of House LaneStreet & Family Parade

In 10 kms  take the Dan Andrews Memorial Detour onto Security-State Course, then give way all your rights.   Continue on until Left Wing & Right Wing & Left Wing Rds merge with Dan Andrews Detour to form Party Machine Way then take the first on-ramp to Duopoly TollwayTollway.   - stay in the middle two lanes to continue onto Party Machine Way.

Ignore the next two exits to Independent Thinking Hi-way & continue straightstay in the middle two lanes along Establishment Loop for the rest of your life … your destination is straight ahead …

At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass to return to Party Machine Way.  Follow the signs from Mainstream Media then merge back onto CorporateThe Experts Tollway & rejoin Establishment Loop. Continue on for …

Take the next right from Decentralization Underpass, then go straight past Individual Expressway. Merge back onto Sports Bet Ring-road,  then …

Due to road-closures on Truth is Exciting Chase, take the first exit at the next round-about towards the Fat/SugarSugar/Sports Bet Industrial ParkPark, then mergerejoin back onto Cash-cow Commons

Reverse back along Truth is exci  …

Wrong Way.  Go Back.

Wrong Way.  Go Back.