GPS Poem
Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Place then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm. Use the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel.Tunnel
Continue on Sperm Auto-bahn for 3 cm - slide right,right onto One-in-a-Million Crest, then slide immediately left - your destination is straight ahead.
Crash into Egg Cul-de-sac at full speed then merge to enterform an embryo on Jackpot Boulevarde. You’ve arrived at your first destination.destination: Potentially Conscious Organism Circuit
Stay parked in Warm Dark Place foruntil 38you metres,grow thena brain & get the urge to head south on Uterus Avenue. &Follow the light to take the first exit onto Outside-worldOutside World Plaza towards the light. Plaza.
Take the off-shoot on Umbilical Arterial then in one metre take the first on-ramp to Mother’s Tit Heights. Use either lane to merge onto Wonderland Freeway. Continue on for 1211 kilometreskilometres.
In 500 metres, take the exit onto Puberty Rd. At the next round-about take the first or third exits onto Male Boardwalk or Female Esplanade then continue straight, past Gay Town, past Questioning Gender Stereotypes, for 6 kilometres along Christian Culture Parade,Parade, then …
Take the fourth exit at the next round-about on Questioning Gender Stereotype Turnpike, then continue past all By-way exitssigns. Now mergeMerge with the on-coming traffic onto The Hard Rd.
At Tertiary JunctureJunction take a hard left on Communist Street. At the intersection of Drugs Lane & Sex Avenue, take the first entrance into Someone/Somewhere Place then: proceed to the route (Eng pronunciation)pron).
In 4 kilometres take the on-ramp to Work-for-the-Man TollwaTollwayy then merge onto Main Street
In 500 metres slide right onto Career Path. Slide right.
In 10 kms Right Wing & Left Wing Rds merge to form Duopoly Tollway - stay in the middle two lanes to continue onto Party Machine Way.
Ignore the next two exits to Independent Thinking Hi-way & continue straight in the middle two lanes along Establishment Loop for the rest of your life …
At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back onalong Fuck-that Overpass to return to Party Machine Way. Follow the signs from Mainstream Media then merge back onto Corporate Tollway & continue …
Take the next right from Decentralization Underpass, then continue straight past Individual ExpresswayExpressway. thenMerge back onto Sports Bet Street,Ring-road, then …
OnDue to road-closures on Truth is Exciting CrescentChase, take the first exit at the next round-about towards the Fat/Sugar Industrial Park then merge …back onto Cash-cow Commons
Reverse back along Truth is exci …
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Wrong Way. Go Back.
Wrong Way. Go Back.