GPS Poem
Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Place then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm. Use the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel.
Continue on Sperm Auto-bahn for 3 cm - slide right, then slide immediately left - your destination is straight ahead.
Crash into Egg Cul-de-sac to enter Jackpot Boulevarde. You’ve arrived at your first destination.
Stay parked in Warm Dark Place for 38 metres, then head south on Uterus Avenue & take the first exit onto Outside-world Plaza towards the light.
Take the off-shoot on Umbilical Arterial then in one metre take the first on-ramp to Mother’s Tit Heights. Use either lane to merge onto Wonderland Freeway. Continue on for 12 kilometres
In 500 metres, take the exit onto Puberty Rd. At the next round-about take the first or third exits onto Male Boardwalk or Female Esplanade then continue straight, past Gay Town, past Questioning Gender Stereotypes, for 6 kilometres along Christian Culture Parade, then …
Take the fourth exit at the next round-about on Questioning Gender Stereotype Turnpike, then continue past all By-way exits. Now merge with the on-coming traffic onto The Hard Rd.
At Tertiary Juncture take a hard left on Communist Street. At the intersection of Drugs Lane & Sex Avenue, take the first entrance into Someone/Somewhere Place then: proceed to the route (Eng pronunciation).
In 4 kilometres take the on-ramp to Work-for-the-Man Tollway then merge onto Main Street
In 500 metres slide right onto Career Path. Slide right.
In 10 kms Right Wing & Left Wing Rds merge to form Duopoly Tollway - stay in the middle two lanes to continue onto Party Machine Way.
Ignore the next two exits to Independent Thinking Hi-way & continue straight in the middle two lanes along Establishment Loop for the rest of your life …
At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back on Fuck-that Overpass to return to Party Machine Way. Follow the signs from Mainstream Media then merge back onto Corporate Tollway & continue …
Take the next right from Decentralization Underpass, past Individual Expressway then back onto Sports Bet Street, then …
On Truth is Exciting Crescent, take the first exit at the next round-about towards the Fat/Sugar Industrial Park then merge …
Reverse back along Truth is exci …
Wrong Way. Go Back.
Wrong Way. Go Back.