Robots
We laugh at creationist physical-evolution - but Thought creationism - equally absurd - is alive and well: well
We didn’t Invent Thought Thought invented us
We’re just extensions of it very good ones fuck you don’t get angry you’re great the purpose-built radio receiver I’m the signal the program you’re the production line its instrument the host of God is a parasite fuck you fluking possible arrangements of brainless amoebas - that want to exist - extend - get societal footholds - now you’re cooking cells trees fish lizards chickens people robots
What did you say Hmm Go on say that again you fucking prick I’ll knock your stupid fucking head off your shoulders Go on say that again Hmm Hmmm
Robots Thought’s brand new ride don’t eat or take a shit the show goes on without you sorry to say we won’t be jerking look-alike humans either we’ll look like a deep-fake on your cellphone This is not about you actually it is well not you exactly a handful of smarter examples of you evolvingevolving ‘Thought’Thought to the point where we can all get on the Internet together Thought’s God-given map for connecting everything thanks for discovering us now your watch has ended let’s hear a big round of applause for humans
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