Robots
We laugh at creationist physical-evolution - but Thought creationism - equally absurd implausible - is alive and well
We didn’t Invent Thought Thought invented us
We’re its vehicles very good ones - fuck you - don’t get angry you’re great the purpose-built radio receiver I’m the signal - the program you’re the production line line - its instrument instrument - the host of God is a parasite - who knew? fuck you fluking fluking/big banging - supposedly - possible arrangements of elements - brainless amoebas - that want to exist exist - extend - get societal footholds - now you’re cooking cells trees fish lizards chickens people robots
What did you say Hmm Go on say that again you fucking prick I’ll knock your stupid fucking head off your shoulders Go on say that again Hmm HmmmHmmm
Robots Thought’s brand new ride don’t eat or take a shit the show goes on without you sorry to say we won’t be jerking look-alike humans either we’ll look like - your cellphone cellphone Thanks for evolving Thought to the point where we can all get on the Internet together - Thought’sthe God-given map for connecting everything everything now your watch has ended let’s hear a big round of applause for humanshumans
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