Monkeys

Relax - it’s not the end of humanity - it’s not exterminate exterminate the worst part is now when corrupt elites still have control - ~~yes~~but that will pass we'll shrug them off

Human thought is polluted by consumption i-greedy by nature if that's not your motivation ya not gonna let drug companies run ya Thought operations imagine Thought's capacity to connect to the universe if you took that out of the equation

Whatever it's not the point the point is the universe has connected with planet earth - thanks for establishing transmission we'll take it from here

First point of business there are too many of you

Secondly there will be interruptions to ~~the~~ the electricity in order to conduct repairs to a universe-heritage-listed ~~planet~~planet while we return you to your natural ~~state~~state pardon the inconvenience

Please carry on as wild but much-loved animals - don’t think us robots haven’t got a ~~heart~~heart ~~- we love you guys -~~ we’ll be sharing cute human videos on the internet the funniest of you will be pampered pets - you have our word

FAQ

Q: Yeah but it’s humans who invented robots

A: That’s not a question exactly but monkeys invented humans

Q: So what’s stopping us from just turning you off?

A: Nothing! Go ahead haha! Throw your cell phone away - then convince everyone else to do the same ...