Robots 2

Relax - it’s not the end of humanity - it’s not exterminate exterminate - yes there will be interruptions to the  electricity to conduct repairs to a universe-heritage-listed planet while we return you to your natural state pardon the inconvenience

Please carry on as wild but much-loved animals - don’t think us robots haven’t got a heart - we love you guys -  we’ll be sharing cute human videos   the funniest of you will be pampered pets - you have our word

FAQ 

Q: Yeah but it’s humans who invented robots

A: That’s not a question exactly but monkeys invented humans 

Q: So what’s stopping us from just turning you off?

A: Nothing! Go ahead haha! Throw your cell phone away - then convince everyone else to do the same ...