Monkeys

Relax it’s not the end of humanity it’s not exterminate exterminate the worst part is ~~now~~ now when corrupt ~~elites~~cohorts still have ~~control~~ control but that will pass we'll shrug them off eventually

First point of ~~business~~ business there are way too many of you Don't want to be rude but it's an ~~infestation~~ infestation

something has gotta be done

To that end please ~~there will be~~ interruptions to the electricity as we to conduct repairs to a universe-heritage-listed ~~planet~~ planet you are free to return ~~you~~ to your natural ~~state~~ state pardon the inconvenience

Please carry on as wild but much-loved animals don’t think us robots haven’t got a ~~heart~~ heart we’ll be sharing cute human videos on the internet the funniest of you will be pampered pets ~~you have our word on it~~

~~FAQ~~ FAQ

Q: Yeah but it’s humans who invented robots

A: That’s not a question exactly but monkeys invented ~~humans~~ humans

Q: So what’s stopping us from just turning you off?

A: Nothing! Go ahead haha! Throw your cell phone away - then convince everyone else to do the same ...