Breeder or Neutral?
Ahrr, i’m, uhm …. I was thinking Breeder, so uhm … i don’t know much about Neutrals … can you talk me through the options …?
No problem Mike. A Neutral, which … hold on … i’m getting an alert on my screen - ooh! - as the-luck-of-THE-Algorithm has it, there’s a promotion on right now, for one month-only, on Neutrals
Ok …
It’s free VT for life, Mike! VT is …
I know - Vocational Training - that's the best kind …Wow!
There’s also a free upgrade to Deluxe Hybrid technology - all certified by THE Science
Oh, that's impressive! Really? The Deluxe?
It’s your lucky day Mike …
Do any of those add-ons apply to Breeders right now?
Not at this stage. You could wait, but there’s talk of another tax-hike at the next budget on Breeders- due to THE Crisis. I wouldn't be holding my breath. But you’re still free to choose. It’s completely up to you …
Hmm
Even though a Neutral can’t reproduce, which some people still see as a negative, it’s actually a strength.
Oh
Think about it: your progeny's brains will be unclouded by sex-thoughts. Ask Frued how much time we waste thinking about sex? Here’s an opportunity to take all of that out of the equation from the get-go …
Hmm, ok, that makes sense - never thought about it like that …
A panel of Experts found that Neutrals are more likely to have successful, stable careers in THE Natural Order. Throw in the free VT, plus Hybrid-updates - for life - those chances only increase …
Ok, i’m sold! Sounds like a no-brainer to me - let’s do this: One Neutral, please.
Done. Good decision. All you need to do now is Digi-sign the consent form, upload your sperm-sample at your nearest GeneBank booth, we’ll get your baby-ball rolling in no time …
Cool
Was there anything else we could help you with today?
Nah, that covers it, thanks
Thank you Mike for choosing GeneBank. You have a great rest of the day …
Ok, i will. You too! Thank you. Bye. Bye