Breeder or Neutral?

(under construction) 

Ahrr, i’m, uhm  …. I was thinking Breeder, so uhm … i don’t know much about Neutrals …   can you talk me through the options …?

No problem Mike.   A Neutral, which … hold on … i’m getting an alert on my screen  - ooh!  -  there’s a promotion on right now, for one-month-only, on:  Neutrals

Ok …

It’s free VT for life, Mike!   VT is …

I know - Vocational Training - that's the best kind …Wow!   

There’s also a free upgrade to Deluxe Hybrid  - all certified by THE Science

Oh,  that's impressive! Really? The Deluxe?

You heard right! It’s your lucky day

Do any of those add-ons apply to Breeders right now?  

Not at this stage.  You could wait, but there’s talk of another tax-hike at the next budget on non-essential Breeders-  due to THE Crisis.  I wouldn't be holding my breath. But you’re still free to choose.  It’s completely up to you …

Hmm… 

Even though a Neutral can’t reproduce, which some people still see as a negative, it’s actually a strength.  Think about it:  their brains are unclouded by sex-thoughts!  Ask Freud how much time we waste thinking about sex?  Here’s an opportunity to take all of that out of the equation from the get-go …  

Ohr, ok, that makes sense  - never thought about it like that …

A panel of Experts found that Neutrals are more likely to have successful careers in THE Natural Order.  Throw in the free VT, plus Hybrid-upgrades -  for life - those chances only increase … 

Yeah i was just thinking about, you know, living on through my kids’ kids

Yeah, people say that but it’s not as great as its made out

Sure your kids remember you their whole life, your grandkids will have some memory, but after that, it’s bye bye

That’s true - i don’t know anything about my great grandfather.

You know what, you seem like a great guy Mike, i’m gonna recommend we start your Neutral off with 1000 social-credit points! How does that sound?

 Sounds like a no-brainer to me!  I’m sold!  Let’s do this:  One Neutral, please.

Done.  Good decision.     All you need to do now is Digi-sign the consent form, upload your sperm-sample at your nearest GeneBank booth, we’ll get your baby-ball rolling in no time  …  

Cool

Was there anything else we could help you with today?

Nah, that covers it, thanks

Thank you Mike for choosing GeneBank.  You have a great rest of the day

Ok, i will.  You too!  Thank you.  Bye.   Bye