Breeder or Neutral?

Ahrr, i’m, uhm  …. I was thinking Breeder, so uhm … i don’t know much about Neutrals …   can you talk me through the options …?

No problem Mike.   A Neutral, which … hold on … i’m getting an alert on my screen  - ooh! - as the-luck-of-THE-Algorithm has it,  there’s a promotion on right now, for one month-only, on Neutrals

Ok …

It’s free VT for life, Mike!   VT is …

I know - Vocational Training - that's the best kind …Wow!   

There’s also a free upgrade to Deluxe Hybrid technology - all certified by THE Science

Oh,  that's impressive! Really? The Deluxe?

It’s your lucky day Mike …

Do any of those add-ons apply to Breeders right now?  

Not at this stage.  You could wait, but there’s talk of another tax-hike at the next budget on Breeders-  due to THE Crisis.  I wouldn't be holding my breath. But you’re still free to choose.  It’s completely up to you …

Hmm

Even though a Neutral can’t reproduce, which some people still see as a negative, it’s actually a strength.  Think about it:  their brains are unclouded by sex-thoughts.  Ask Frued how much time we waste thinking about sex?  Here’s an opportunity to take all of that out of the equation from the get-go …  

Ohr, ok, that makes sense  - never thought about it like that …

A panel of Experts found that Neutrals are more likely to have successful, stable careers in THE Natural Order.  Throw in the free VT, plus Hybrid-upgrades -  for life - those chances only increase … 

Ok, i’m sold! Sounds like a no-brainer to me - let’s do this:  One Neutral, please.

Done.  Good decision.     All you need to do now is Digi-sign the consent form, upload your sperm-sample at your nearest GeneBank booth, we’ll get your baby-ball rolling in no time  …  

Cool

Was there anything else we could help you with today?

Nah, that covers it, thanks

Thank you Mike for choosing GeneBank.  You have a great rest of the day …

Ok, i will.  You too!  Thank you.  Bye.   Bye