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My secret weapon is: a Question
Before i became known for that
I was hailed as: a war hero
tall, strong, athletically capable
foot-soldiered til i was 48 - famous for my endurance
But - if that turns you on - sorry: i’m ugly as sin - bald to boot
Not a big drinker … all things in moderation … like i said
But mate - i can drink any person here under the fucking table
After my sentence was decreed
i was given a chance to: beg: THE Mercy of THE Court
WhaddaNow that we’ve officially gotcha - whadda you suggest your punishment oughta be?
Yeah, good question … i thought about that … How bout:
a Gov-paid pension for: the rest of my life … ? … bitchbiotch
In appreciation of: my rich contribution to:
Exposing Corruption in: THE Establishment’s thinking ?
They didn’t go for that - as we know
Death was: a poisoned chalice - hemlock
Concocted/Administered by: a world-leading alchemist
He was nervous as fuck - finally i said - give it here - i'll drink it myself
I play a pivotal role in the origin of: THE Golden Age of Philosophy
Schools of which run - brilliantly - for another: 900 years
Right up until: THE Dark Ages
when THE Church banned anyone: asking questions - ever again
The End