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Hi, my name is Mike  -  I would like to, uhm,to apply to have a child …


That’s great Mike!  What’s your full name & date of birth? 


Mike Ri…


Please, look at the camera when you speak.


Sorry, Mike Rifono R-I F-O-N-O,  August 10, 1996  


Your address there Mike?


 #8 Miomwurk street,  Zone 13


Oh, nice demographics, Mike!demographics!  Your’re 27, your Zone is marked Watch & Act, which is standard, so you automatically qualify to apply …   Now i’m sending you a code …


Yep, got it.


Great. Enter the code into your BioSensor device,  then hold the BioSensor  against your head between your ear & your eye


Does it matter which side?


No, it doesn’t matter.  When you press the button, you’ll hear a beep,  hold for 3 seconds, you’ll hear another longer beep - you’re done


(Beep                                  .Beeeep)


Cool, let’s take a look … it’s coming up on the screen now … give me a few …hmm, ohr, your social credit’s a green-light for a start, so that’s really good … income is mid-range, no criminal record, no history of protesting, no online views contrary to Natural Order…  Your compliance levels - they’re all excellent Mike    


Thanks! I do try to be a good citizen …


Now, your Biosensory results  ….. Ohrr …

 

Something wrong?

 

Yeah, sorry to say, your DNA report,report’s been flagged, it says: subject will … uhm …  it says you're genetically destined to become deceased, Mike - in your 50s, due to a VA.VAA.


A VA?VAA?


Vaccine Accumulated Allergy.  Sorry Mike, i know that’s not good news personally, going forward …


Yeah, no, I … Really?  In my 50s?  Whoa, that’s …   Can i apply for ana Vax-exemption - given … you know … the medical  evidence… uhm … prognosis …?


Technically you could - but exemptions are not easy to get - weTHE don’ORG doesn’t want to create a loop-hole for Vaccine Hesitancy, you knowHesitancy Conspiracy Theorists - … it’s more  important than ever that we listen to THE ScienceExperts …   


Sure, but-


Then, of course,  re your RA, your compliance score would drop significantlysignificantly, -Mike

you

You could forget about having a child … 


(Sighs)  Is it late 50s … or …?


Sorry Mike, that’s not something i’m authorized to disclose …


I see. yes, Yes, you’re only doing your job, which i’m thankful for,  but i’m only 27, if i get to 57, my kid will be 30 … an adult … i can still …


I understand Mike, but it’s not me who makes the decision, i only feed it into The Algorithm

But,


really, 

Ok, you’re right.  Sorry, if i sounded … questioning … i …


That's fine Mike, but my advice is don’t overthink it at this point -point, it’s not a total disaster for your application.

 


It’s not ideal, obviously, but it doesn’t auto-rule you out either - your behavioural input is first-rate,rate, … let’s wait, see what it says … I’m inputting your data now …


Sure,Ok, you’re right.  Sorry, if i sounded … questioning … I was you know, i'd been saving up Social Credit for years ... since i was a kid ... this ... but sorry Jordan ... i know you're only doing your job. Why worry about things you can’t control …?


Exactly Mike, i’m rooting for you… just getting your expectations aligned - i want to be truthful with you,  it could go either way …


(Mike Sighs) Sure, I understand.


Ok, here we go …  &and .. you …: Passed!  


Yes! !!


You will be matched to a genetically compatible marriage Mike - congratulations!


Thank you, thank you.  Praise be to  THE Algorithm!


Now, would you be looking at a Breeder or a Neutral?