The App
Hi, my name is Mike - I would like to, uhm, apply to have a child …
That’s great Mike! What’s your full name & date of birth?
Mike Ri…
Please, look at the camera when you speak.
Sorry, Mike Rifono R-I F-O-N-O, August 10, 1996
Your address there Mike?
#8 Miomwurk street, Zone 13
Oh, nice demographics, Mike! Your’re 27, your Zone is marked Watch & Act, which is standard, so you automatically qualify to apply … Now i’m sending you a code …
Yep, got it.
Great. Enter the code into your BioSensor device, then hold the BioSensor against your head between your ear & your eye
Does it matter which side?
No, it doesn’t matter. When you press the button, you’ll hear a beep, hold for 3 seconds, you’ll hear another longer beep - you’re done
(Beep .Beeeep)
Cool, let’s take a look … it’s coming up on the screen now … give me a few …hmm, your social credit’s a green-light for a start, so that’s really good … income is mid-range, no criminal record, no history of protesting, no online views contrary to Natural Order… Your compliance levels - they’re all excellent …
Thanks! I do try to be a good citizen …
Now, your Biosensory results ….. Ohrr … sorry to say, your DNA report, it says: subject will … uhm … it says you're genetically destined to become deceased, Mike - in your 50s, due to a VA.
A VA?
Vaccine Allergy. Sorry Mike, i know that’s not good news personally, going forward …
Yeah, no, I … Really? In my 50s? Whoa, that’s … Can i apply for an exemption - given … you know … the medical …?
Technically you could - but exemptions are not easy to get - we don’t want to create a loop-hole for Vaccine Hesitancy/Conspiracy Theorists - … it’s more important than ever that we listen to THE Science … Then, of course, re your RA, your compliance score would drop significantly - you could forget about having a child …
(Sighs) Is it late 50s … or …?
Sorry Mike, that’s not something i’m authorized to disclose …
I see. yes, you’re only doing your job, which i’m thankful for, but i’m only 27, if i get to 57, my kid will be 30 … an adult … i can still …
I understand Mike, but it’s not me who makes the decision, i only feed it into The Algorithm.
Ok, you’re right. Sorry, if i sounded … questioning … i …
That's fine Mike, but my advice is don’t overthink it at this point - it’s not a total disaster for your application.
It’s not ideal, obviously, but it doesn’t auto-rule you out either - your behavioural input is first-rate, … let’s wait, see what it says … I’m inputting your data now …
Sure, I was you know, i'd been saving up Social Credit for years ... this ... but sorry Jordan ... i know you're only doing your job. Why worry about things you can’t control …?
Exactly Mike, i’m rooting for you… just getting your expectations aligned - i want to be truthful with you, it could go either way …
(Mike Sighs) Sure, I understand.
Ok, here we go … and ..you …: Passed!
Yes!
You will be matched to a genetically compatible marriage Mike - congratulations!
Thank you, thank you. Praise be to THE Algorithm!
Now, would you be looking at a Breeder or a Neutral?