Buk-a-Sand
Hi, my name is Dulan Drift, I’m from Bunnings home-DIY, welcome to my live Podcast from the Bondi Poetry Cup!
I recognize most of you from our facial rec-tech - but it’s great to see you here in person.
Today i want to talk-you-thru our latest DIY product:
The amazing: Buk-a-Sand
This will blow your mind. With Father’s Day upon us, Dad would love this - it’s new, it’s called Buk-a-Sand, it's 5 easy steps to assemble, dead-easy to use - it’s too easy … So let’s get started:
- Open the kit box - lay all the items on the floor. Identify the PortoSensor device - it’s marked clearly - looks like a fancy trolley-base - ok - turn it upside down - attach the castor-wheels using the allen key
- Flip it over. Attach the bucket to the PortoSensor trolley - round-peg-round-hole - give it a twist - you’ll hear a click - then an amber light will activate on the display panel.
- Insert the breathing tube through the hole in the side of the bucket
- Ok, here we go with the magic ingredient - pour the contents of the sandbag into the bucket. You’ll notice the sand is lighter than normal sand, right? But looks/feels just like sand - it’s the latest NanoSand technology from China. The PortoSensor detects the sand entering the bucket then the light will switch to green when the correct level is reached.
- Right, green lights on, you're almost ready to go. Don the goggles, put in the earplugs - it’s all supplied - then kneel down beside your Buk-a-Sand. Now, take a deep breath, then insert your head into the sand . . . You may not be able to hear this so well, but if you can … locate breathing tube with your mouth. Blow out forcefully to clear tube & your mouth of NanoSand.
Good job! Now - begin breathing normally through the tube …
The PortoSensor will monitor the outside environment for contentious discussions. Then send a vibrate-alert when you can safely remove your head from the sand.
If that takes too long, just roll-on out of earshot, whilst still pleasantly immersed.
There it is, it’s that simple. If you’re not completely satisfied with Buk-a-Sand you can return it for a full Bunnings-store-credit.
This is Dulan Drift - thanks for your listening!
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