Not Serious Poem
What is funny?
Right! This time i’m writing a poem that’s not too serious
Ohh-kaay … gotta have some gravitas though
As a matter of fact it has. But we’re accessing that with a Lighter Tone - quirky
Ham-it-up-a-bit!
Yeah … don’t go berserk though. None of ya frightening stuff. Something that might work on the slam-circuit. Nudges the listener … not bludgeons …
Maaate! Nice Mind-lattice. I’m ..
Ohr wait: gotta make it rhyme …
Right, so the judges’ll know it’s poetry …
& don’t forget ta repeat a line - to amplify significance
& don’t forget ta repeat a line - to amplify significance
Before we explore further, First Law: - we can’t be talking about:
The C-word. &/Or: THE V-word - we’ve all moved on
Got it. Though … it’s been said that poetry is: speaking the unspeakable
Cool. But it breaks our Golden Rule: not funny
Weelll … it’s funny you should mention that … coz technically … it is: it’s funny peculiar … at a minimum
How’s that ?
Bat Lady .. Batman .. & .. The Virus Hunter: cook-up: a Super Bat Virus … in …:
The Bat Lab
Using real nicknames they’d already given themselves …
Holy Pandemic Potential! Hope security was tight …
Yeah-nope.
Whoops …
Relax - by chance, the Bat Pack had been working on: the exact vaccine variant to fix it!
& btw: China’s brand of Totalitarianism is: “open & transparent”
Huhhuhhuh! Yeah-but - you’d have to admit …it did catapult us into a dystopian Science-fiction Movie - including: Draconian Restrictions on: all Freedoms - AI Surveillance - literally up ya gazoo …
Yeah, how do they even do that sewerage testing?
That too, but i meant the anal swabs they implemented in China
Shit yeah, i’m wondering-
That’s too dark bro : not funny
Agreed - anal recognition technology is going too far.
Academy Award
Let’s forget that - strip it right back:
How ‘bout: THE Academy Award for Slap-Stick Comedy as a model?
Yeah … where are you going with this?
Happening at - that - exact moment in money-time - when: THE Media - pivots - from: talking about THE C-word - incessantly - total cover-up crap, but non-stop … right up to:
THE Slap
Starring?: (baritone announcer voice) Will Smith - with Chris Rock
A Tragic-Comedy … that’ll shock you … into forgetting that … :
THE C-word ever happened
Best supporting actors?: Every other Hollywood Cock-head
in Attendance
Yeah - that was hilarious - could barely wipe the tears away - but-
Yo - let’s do that - THE Hollywood Slap: as: a found poem ! We could go viral!
Yeah … or not. Meanwhile, let’s get back to-
Re-enact it - right here n now!
If i say the C-word out loud -
anyone - is invited to come out of the audience …
whack me one in the chops.
(hand wave-off gesturing) No, as i said, we’re-
But Instead of … a Slap … let’s up the ante … kickbox me in the fucking head. Any volunteers?
Oo-kaay - stay in your seats! We’re only brainstorming here …
Netflix
Let’s get Back to basics: something funny ...
something we know works ..
don’t need to reinvent-the-wheel here folks …
Man - i know ! How about some transphobic jokes … ! …?
No - wouldn’t have thought so mate - no.
Why not? loadsa famous comedians make excellent money off it on Netflix
Netflix is crap
I watched Netflix-Ricky's Special …
Why would you do that?
Do you know what the funniest bit was?
No mate
Zero mention of: (whisper) THE C or V-words
World altering event - ladies & gentlemen - i present the insights of comic genius: Ricky Gervais - broadcasting live from: the-thick-of-it !
Radio silence….
Ohrrrr … good job. Now you’ve gone n fucked this poem up with:
ya problematic ranting. What happened to our something-funny-mantra?
Oh yeah, i still wanna do that …
Man, better make it quick - this poem is nearly ended …
Sorry - i got it - this’ll crack-u-up:
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Don’t know mate - why didn’t it?
It couldn’t - coz it wasn’t triple-vaxxed! Haha … so it woulda got tasered arrested & maced - then had its Covidiot Chicken-Head smashed into the concrete! Hahaha …
Uhmm … no mate. Need i say, it doesn’t rhyme, moreover, it’s not funny. That literally happened to Freedom Protesters in Victoria
Ohrr … Chickens or humans?
Humans mate
Oh-kay. So it's: too sad ?
Yeah - very sad
i know - ok ok … got it …
To the point mate
Went to a friend’s barby the other night - she lit up a number/the party - it was amazing gunja - instant-lively kind … discussion flowing like crazy
Then she lit up a second - a fat one - i said: Ohr - you wanna go another one already?!
She said - exhaling - passing the joint:
Why not? Is there some kinda law against that?