Wokey Pokey
alternative kindergarten songs - under construction - to be sung in normal happy way

Wokey Pokey
You put your Pronoun in - you take ya Pronoun out - you put ya Pronoun in then you shaketalla-bout!   
 You do the Wokey Pokey, then you T uurr n Around 
 & that’s what it’s all about - Boom Boom! 
 
 You put THE Experts in - ya take The Public out ! - ya put THE Experts in - then they shake us all about! 
 You do the Wokey Pokey, then you T uurr n Around 
 & that’s what it’s all about - Boom Boom! 
 
 You put your Cancel Culture in - take ya Opposition out !

 
 You put ya Cancel Culture in …  
 then you shaketalla-bout!   
 You do the Wokey Pokey, then you T uurr n Around 
 & that’s what it’s all about - Boom Boom! 
 
 Ya put ya New Normal in - you take our Freedoms out - ya put ya New Normal in 
 then you shaketalla-bout!   
 You do the Wokey Pokey, then you T uurr n Around 
 & that’s what it’s all about - Boom Boom! 
 
 You put AZ in (injecting action) - you take AZ out (clutch heart) - you put ya Pfizer in (injecting action) 
 then you shaketalla-bout!   
 You do the Wokey Pokey, then you T uurr n Around 
 & that’s what it’s all about - Boom Boom! 
 
 Dooooo the Wokey-Pokey!  Yeah, dooooo the Wokey-Pokey! Dooooo the Wokey Pokey! - coz that’s what it's all about!

Ring-a-ring-a-Rosie
Ring-a-ring-a-Rosie 
 A pocket full of Covid (take out dirty mask) 
 Ah-ti-Shoo!  Ah-ti-Shoo! 
 We all fall down 
   
 The Experts on the steeple 
 Are singing to the people 
 Ah-ti-Shoo!  Ah-ti-Shoo! 
 We all fall down 
   
 The king has sent his crack team 
 To fetch a batch of Vaccines 
 Ah-ti-Shoo!  Ah-ti-Shoo! 
 We all fall down 
   
 Alarm bells are ringing 
 Liberties are shrinking 
 Ah-ti-Shoo!  Ah-ti-Shoo! 
 We all fall down