Wokey Pokey
alternative kindergarten songs - under construction - to be sung in normal happy way
Wokey Pokey
You put your Pronoun in - you take ya Pronoun out - you put ya Pronoun in then you shaketalla-bout!
You do the Wokey Pokey, then you Tuurrn Around
& that’s what it’s all about - Boom Boom!
You put THE Experts in - ya take The Public out ! - ya put THE Experts in - then they shake us all about!
You do the Wokey Pokey, then you Tuurrn Around
& that’s what it’s all about - Boom Boom!
You put your Cancel Culture in - take ya Opposition out !
You put ya Cancel Culture in …
then you shaketalla-bout!
You do the Wokey Pokey, then you Tuurrn Around
& that’s what it’s all about - Boom Boom!
Ya put ya New Normal in - you take our Freedoms out - ya put ya New Normal in
then you shaketalla-bout!
You do the Wokey Pokey, then you Tuurrn Around
& that’s what it’s all about - Boom Boom!
You put AZ in (injecting action) - you take AZ out (clutch heart) - you put ya Pfizer in (injecting action)
then you shaketalla-bout!
You do the Wokey Pokey, then you Tuurrn Around
& that’s what it’s all about - Boom Boom!
Dooooo the Wokey-Pokey! Yeah, dooooo the Wokey-Pokey! Dooooo the Wokey Pokey! - coz that’s what it's all about!
Ring-a-ring-a-Rosie
Ring-a-ring-a-Rosie
A pocket full of Covid (take out dirty mask)
Ah-ti-Shoo! Ah-ti-Shoo!
We all fall down
The Experts on the steeple
Are singing to the people
Ah-ti-Shoo! Ah-ti-Shoo!
We all fall down
The king has sent his crack team
To fetch a batch of Vaccines
Ah-ti-Shoo! Ah-ti-Shoo!
We all fall down
Alarm bells are ringing
Liberties are shrinking
Ah-ti-Shoo! Ah-ti-Shoo!
We all fall down