What is funny?

Right!   This time i’m writing a poem that’s not too serious 

 Ohh-kaay … gotta have some gravitas though  

 As a matter of fact it has.  But we’re accessing that with a Lighter Tone - quirky 

 Ham-it-up-a-bit!

 

 Yeah … don’t go berserk though.  None of ya frightening stuff.  Something that might work on the slam-circuit.  Nudges the listener … not bludgeons …

 

 Maaate!  Nice Mind-lattice.  I’m .. 

 

 Ohr wait:   gotta make it rhyme 

…

 

 Right, so the judges’ll know it’s poetry … 

   

 & don’t forget ta repeat a line  - to amplify significance  

 & don’t forget ta repeat a line - to amplify significance 

   

 Before we explore further, First Law: - we can’t be talking about:  

 The C-word.         &/Or:   THE V-word  -  w e’ve all moved on

 

 Got it.   Though … it’s been said that poetry is : speaking the unspeakable 

 Cool. But it breaks our Golden Rule :   not funny

 

 Weelll … it’s funny you should mention that … coz technically  …  it is:   it’s funny peculiar … at a minimum 

 How’s that ? 

 Bat Lady .. Batman .. & .. The Virus Hunter:  cook-up: a Super Bat Virus … in …:    

 The Bat Lab  

 Using real nicknames they’d already given themselves … 

 Holy Pandemic Potential! Hope security was tight … 

 Yeah-nope. 

 

 Whoops …  

 Relax - by chance, the Bat Pack had been working on:   the exact vaccine variant to fix it!  

 & btw:  China’s brand of Totalitarianism is:    “open & transparent” 

   

 Huhhuhhuh!      Yeah-but  - you’d have to admit …it did catapult us into a dystopian Science-fiction Movie  -  including:  Draconian Restrictions on: all Freedoms  -  AI Surveillance - literally up ya gazoo  … 

 Yeah, how do they even do that sewerage testing?  

 That too, but i meant the anal swabs they implemented in China

 

 Shit yeah, i’m wondering-  

 That’s too dark  bro :  not funny 

 Agreed - anal recognition technology is going too far.