Academy Award Let’s forget that -  strip it right  back: How ‘bout:   THE Academy Award for Slap-Stick Comedy as a model ? Yeah …  where are you going with this?  Happening at  -  that  - exact moment in money-time -  when:     THE Media   -  pivots  -  from:  talking about THE C-word - incessantly - total cover-up crap, but non-stop  …  right up to:   THE Slap   Starring?: (baritone announcer voice) Will Smith - with Chris Rock   A Tragic-Comedy  … that’ll shock you   … into forgetting that …   :  THE C-word ever happened Best supporting actors?:   Every other Hollywood  Cock-head  in Attendance   Yeah - that was hilarious - could barely wipe the tears away - but- Yo - let’s do that - THE Hollywood Slap : as:     a  found poem !    We could go viral! Yeah … or not.  Meanwhile, let’s get back to- Re-enact it - right here n now! If i say the C-word out loud -  anyone -  is invited to  come out of the audience …  whack me one in the chops. (hand wave-off gesturing) No, as i said, we’re- But Instead of …  a Slap …    let’s up the ante … kickbox me in the fucking head.  Any volunteers?   Oo-kaay - stay in your seats!    We’re only brainstorming here  …