# Not Serious Poem # What is funny? [ ](https://dulandrift.formosahut.com/books/anthrax-rap/page/bioshield-IwK) Right! This time i’m writing a poem that’s not too serious Ohh-kaay … gotta have some gravitas though As a matter of fact it has. But we’re accessing that with a Lighter Tone - quirky Ham-it-up-a-bit! Yeah … don’t go berserk though. None of ya frightening stuff. Something that might work on the slam-circuit. Nudges the listener … not bludgeons … Maaate! Nice Mind-lattice. I’m .. Ohr wait: gotta make it rhyme … Right, so the judges’ll know it’s poetry … & don’t forget ta repeat a line - to amplify significance & don’t forget ta repeat a line - to amplify significance Before we explore further, First Law: - we can’t be talking about: The C-word. &/Or: THE V-word - we’ve all moved on Got it. Though … it’s been said that poetry is: speaking the unspeakable Cool. But it breaks our Golden Rule: not funny Weelll … it’s funny you should mention that … coz technically … it is: it’s funny peculiar … at a minimum How’s that ? Bat Lady .. Batman .. & .. The Virus Hunter: cook-up: a Super Bat Virus … in …: The Bat Lab Using real nicknames they’d already given themselves … Holy Pandemic Potential! Hope security was tight … Yeah-nope. Whoops … Relax - by chance, the Bat Pack had been working on: the exact vaccine variant to fix it! & btw: China’s brand of Totalitarianism is: “open & transparent” Huhhuhhuh! Yeah-but - you’d have to admit …it did catapult us into a dystopian Science-fiction Movie - including: Draconian Restrictions on: all Freedoms - AI Surveillance - literally up ya gazoo … Yeah, how do they even do that sewerage testing? That too, but i meant the anal swabs they implemented in China Shit yeah, i’m wondering- That’s too dark bro : not funny Agreed - anal recognition technology is going too far. # Academy Award Let’s forget that - strip it right back: How ‘bout: THE Academy Award for Slap-Stick Comedy as a model? Yeah … where are you going with this? Happening at - that - exact moment in money-time - when: THE Media - pivots - from: talking about THE C-word - incessantly - total cover-up crap, but non-stop … right up to: THE Slap Starring?: (baritone announcer voice) Will Smith - with Chris Rock A Tragic-Comedy … that’ll shock you … into forgetting that … : THE C-word ever happened Best supporting actors?: Every other Hollywood Cock-head in Attendance Yeah - that was hilarious - could barely wipe the tears away - but- Yo - let’s do that - THE Hollywood Slap: as: a found poem ! We could go viral! Yeah … or not. Meanwhile, let’s get back to- Re-enact it - right here n now! If i say the C-word out loud - anyone - is invited to come out of the audience … whack me one in the chops. (hand wave-off gesturing) No, as i said, we’re- But Instead of … a Slap … let’s up the ante … kickbox me in the fucking head. Any volunteers? Oo-kaay - stay in your seats! We’re only brainstorming here … # Netflix Let’s get Back to basics: something funny ... something we know works .. don’t need to reinvent-the-wheel here folks … Man - i know ! How about some transphobic jokes … ! …? No - wouldn’t have thought so mate - no. Why not? loadsa famous comedians make excellent money off it on Netflix Netflix is crap I watched Netflix-Ricky's Special … Why would you do that? Do you know what the funniest bit was? No mate Zero mention of: (whisper) THE C or V-words World altering event - ladies & gentlemen - i present the insights of comic genius: Ricky Gervais - broadcasting live from: the-thick-of-it ! Radio silence…. Ohrrrr … good job. Now you’ve gone n fucked this poem up with: ya problematic ranting. What happened to our something-funny-mantra? Oh yeah, i still wanna do that … Man, better make it quick - this poem is nearly ended … Sorry - i got it - this’ll crack-u-up: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Don’t know mate - why didn’t it? It couldn’t - coz it wasn’t triple-vaxxed! Haha … so it woulda got tasered arrested & maced - then had its Covidiot Chicken-Head smashed into the concrete! Hahaha … Uhmm … no mate. Need i say, it doesn’t rhyme, moreover, it’s not funny. That literally happened to Freedom Protesters in Victoria Ohrr … Chickens or humans? Humans mate Oh-kay. So it's: too sad ? Yeah - very sad i know - ok ok … got it … To the point mate Went to a friend’s barby the other night - she lit up a number/the party - it was amazing gunja - instant-lively kind … discussion flowing like crazy Then she lit up a second - a fat one - i said: Ohr - you wanna go another one already?! She said - exhaling - passing the joint: Why not? Is there some kinda law against that?