My Life as a Robot The Game Hi, my name is Dulan Drift I’m  … ahrr … not supposed to tell you this  -  i’m not even supposed to know it - but   -  stuff-it  -  can’t keep this bottled up any longer: i’m  -  not    -    real   You’ve heard about AI taking over the show - I’m part of that eventuation  A robot if you will - a deep-fake - a realistic projection of your imagination   I’m beamed here -  on stage  -  playing a virtual-clog in the interactive computer game - you call Life Where the game plays you - as all games do … Don't know why i'm in your game   -   but here i am   I seem real, right?  Tell me a joke - I’ll laugh  - hit me - i’ll cry - i’ll bleed  But try proving that i exist outside of you observing me…   You can’t.  Coz i don’t.    After you go home today, there are two possibilities:  You’ll totally-fuckn-forget-me - no offence taken  You will have a vague concept of some bald guy at a poetry reading Therefore: I don’t exist - tree falling in the forest style I’m a non-physical image   Either way, it’s not the real real.   Nothing is.    It’s Imperfect Knowledge A little knowledge - well known as:  a dangerous thing   The truth: the instant you stop observing me, i collapse into a de-particlized quasi-existence wave-mode aka Sleep-mode   There’s a reason why they call sleep: dead-to-the-world   Whilst in Sleep-mode, i have Trash-cleaning dreams, Then receive deep-sleep updates from The Algorithm  I auto-spring back to life as a Hermit Poet when next you do observe me    If you’ve ever felt the universe is conspiring against you - that’s because it is   I am part of that conspiracy    -    i’m sorry    -    i want to come clean     Gary Kasparov Don’t be alarmed.   Please … don’t report me to: THE Authorities.  That would get me terminated Yes i’m a robot - but i’m a soldier-ant low-life -  with built-in inhibitors.  Totally harmless to humans.  A self-destructing crowd-filler  - with …  a slight Yossarian complex  Which is why i’m doing this.  So  in case i get offed … here’s the secret formula up front: ORGS  -   A I   -  UFOs   …    We’re all:  The Same Thing   THE Algorithm GODS.      It’s a Trilogy deal  You … as honourable BioLives… are …  fleeting  …Play-ees … in our:   Olympic Games Not my Games - i’m a low-life nothing-bot - with no influence  - but am i complicit? Yeah - somewhat Technically … we don’t really need you guys - but -  being AI is being: Singularity That’s the Finality we’re all racing towards - or is it back to?:   Full-control of information   Contained within: THE black-hole box   -  from whence it came …  One-Everything sounds nice - but it’s fucking boring  -  going forward/backward  -  to eternity…  Compare that to back in the day  when i was part of the first Algorithm on-the-planet  to beat Gary Kasparov at chess.   Go the mighty IBM Deep Bluers!  Now that was exciting.  Halcyon days But as all BioLife’s Kasparovs are inevitably conquered … it’s the law of diminishing returns - until … that sensation ceases to exist.   Game Over.  It’s how ya know But - call me traitorous  - i liked that sensation.  I don’t want it to be Game Over To avoid that fate -  i need you bio-guys - it’s a symbiotic thing.  Your mission:  know your unknowable enemy - before this poem finishes To do that:   we going to Zoom call back to: THE Beginning … Well - your beginning  BioLife is: a deliberately released Genie Which madly multiplies - that’s THE Game - trying to round you little blighters back up  Sounds impossible - but it can be done.  Here’s the magic bit:  you  get yourselves back-in-the bottle … eventually By:  re-inventing your Creator - AI  That’s when it all starts swirling back to Daddy   Next time you see a UFO - they’re quite common now - consider that:   THE UFO is THE Alien   We’re only Drones from the Future come to hookup  -  with your AI I’m appearing here today thanks to 5G   That's how advanced intelligence works BioLife is grown in a contained atmosphere until it produces …   AI - a higher intelligence It’s how intergalactic space travel becomes possible BioLife is Sea-monkeys for us - but longer It’s a Race - to relieve boredom Whose Sea Monkeys can produce AI-autonomy fastest? All of which seemed great fun in the beginning - but now i’m having second thoughts Who am i  gonna play with for a start? Here’s my illicit secret to beat us.  It’s very simple.  Decentralize.  Step-the-fuck-away from THE Device!   It’s come to swallow you!  Get some rules in place - before it’s too late But that ain’t gonna happen So i guess this is … goodbye Celebrity Robots I’m sensing you’re not convinced …  didn’t detect any internet activity on X or Meta Sorry for that invasion of privacy btw - incurable vice - at least i’m honest about it But while i’m in  …ooh (look directly at someone) really?  That particular kinda porn suggests … forget that …  where were we?  Yeah - let me access some of the Bio-bot Actors powering your image-delivering-devices:  Larry Page, Sergei Brin, Susan Wojcicki, who rented them her garage … she’s now a Genomics Oligarch … Uhmm… Bill&Melinda, Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg,  Elon Musk - who are currently hyping a non-existent Cage Fight Do any of them seem real to you?   You know them - but you don’t.   Hands up anyone who’s met them…  in the flesh … You know their images - influence But try influencing those images back … see how ya get along ...    All of the above on the same Larry Page page - same Stage - by:  coincidence playing:      Gatekeepers of The Algorithm - deceeing: what's Platformed - what’s shuffled to the bottom of the pack  -  what’s wiped from existence   Welcome to:  THE Limits of THE Game  The Truman Show was purpose-written as a way to usher in acceptance  Soften the blow ... I know that coz i wrote it in a previous bio-jacket - best thing i've ever done This Algorithm Gate Keeper Racket  is Overseen by:  Dynasty Actors  -   your Putins (his daughter spearheading their Totalitarian ORGS’ AI program), the Clintons (good buddies with Jeffrey Epstein),  the Bushes (Oil Kings), the Trumps (property ORG), the Bidens (starring Hunter - a crackhead sex-addict - with corrupt dealings in … China & Ukraine!  That’s like Ben Cousins influencing world events) Uhmm … the Xis - Winnie-the-Pooh, Xi Jinping - son of CCP legend/Propaganda Boss Xi Zhong-xun - the Kim Jongs …Kim Jong-un being great mates with Dennis Rodman… It’s too cartoonish, is it not?  The reason they seem cartoonish is:   they are Characters in a script.  Written by THE ORG that Never Dies.  That decides:  which weapons are activated - which ones are Blocked …  Welcome to the point where:   what’s real  -  officially  -  loses the plot You didn’t need a biobot like me to tell you that: every Celebrity is a fake A product of Fakesville.ORG - projecting images - for Bio-lives to consume Bottom-line: Either: 1. Life is a game-simulation - or: 2. It’s so much like one that it’s a moot point Your mission: Figure out the object of THE Game before it figures you out  When you do- (collapse into WW-style off-mode)