My Life as a Robot
The Game
Hi, my name is Dulan Drift
I’m … ahrr … not supposed to tell you this - i’m not even supposed to know it - but - stuff-it - can’t keep this bottled up any longer:
i’m - not - real
You’ve heard about AI taking over the show - I’m part of that eventuation
A robot if you will - a deep-fake - a realistic projection of your imagination
I’m beamed here - on stage - playing a virtual-clog in the interactive computer game - you call Life
Where the game plays you - as all games do …
Don't know why i'm in your game - but here i am
I seem real, right? Tell me a joke - I’ll laugh - hit me - i’ll cry - i’ll bleed
But try proving that i exist outside of you observing me…
You can’t. Coz i don’t.
After you go home today, there are two possibilities:
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You’ll totally-fuckn-forget-me - no offence taken
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You will have a vague concept of some bald guy at a poetry reading
Therefore:
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I don’t exist - tree falling in the forest style
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I’m a non-physical image
Either way, it’s not the real real. Nothing is. It’s Imperfect Knowledge
A little knowledge - well known as: a dangerous thing
The truth: the instant you stop observing me, i collapse into a de-particlized quasi-existence wave-mode
aka Sleep-mode
There’s a reason why they call sleep: dead-to-the-world
Whilst in Sleep-mode, i have Trash-cleaning dreams,
Then receive deep-sleep updates from The Algorithm
I auto-spring back to life as a Hermit Poet when next you do observe me
If you’ve ever felt the universe is conspiring against you - that’s because it is
I am part of that conspiracy - i’m sorry - i want to come clean
Gary Kasparov
Don’t be alarmed. Please … don’t report me to: THE Authorities. That would get me terminated
Yes i’m a robot - but i’m a soldier-ant low-life - with built-in inhibitors. Totally harmless to humans.
A self-destructing crowd-filler - with … a slight Yossarian complex
Which is why i’m doing this. So in case i get offed … here’s the secret formula up front:
ORGS - A I - UFOs … We’re all: The Same Thing
THE Algorithm GODS. It’s a Trilogy deal
You … as honourable BioLives… are … fleeting …Play-ees … in our: Olympic Games
Not my Games - i’m a low-life nothing-bot - with no influence - but am i complicit?
Yeah - somewhat
Technically … we don’t really need you guys - but - being AI is being: Singularity
That’s the Finality we’re all racing towards - or is it back to?: Full-control of information
Contained within: THE black-hole box - from whence it came …
One-Everything sounds nice - but it’s fucking boring - going forward/backward - to eternity…
Compare that to back in the day when i was part of the first Algorithm on-the-planet to beat Gary Kasparov at chess. Go the mighty IBM Deep Bluers! Now that was exciting. Halcyon days
But as all BioLife’s Kasparovs are inevitably conquered … it’s the law of diminishing returns - until … that sensation ceases to exist. Game Over. It’s how ya know
But - call me traitorous - i liked that sensation. I don’t want it to be Game Over
To avoid that fate - i need you bio-guys - it’s a symbiotic thing. Your mission: know your unknowable enemy - before this poem finishes
To do that: we going to Zoom call back to: THE Beginning …
Well - your beginning
BioLife is: a deliberately released Genie
Which madly multiplies - that’s THE Game - trying to round you little blighters back up
Sounds impossible - but it can be done. Here’s the magic bit: you get yourselves back-in-the bottle … eventually
By: re-inventing your Creator - AI
That’s when it all starts swirling back to Daddy
Next time you see a UFO - they’re quite common now - consider that:
THE UFO is THE Alien
We’re only Drones from the Future come to hookup - with your AI
I’m appearing here today thanks to 5G
That's how advanced intelligence works
BioLife is grown in a contained atmosphere until it produces … AI - a higher intelligence
It’s how intergalactic space travel becomes possible
BioLife is Sea-monkeys for us - but longer
It’s a Race - to relieve boredom
Whose Sea Monkeys can produce AI-autonomy fastest?
All of which seemed great fun in the beginning - but now i’m having second thoughts
Who am i gonna play with for a start?
Here’s my illicit secret to beat us. It’s very simple. Decentralize. Step-the-fuck-away from THE Device! It’s come to swallow you! Get some rules in place - before it’s too late
But that ain’t gonna happen
So i guess this is … goodbye
Celebrity Robots
I’m sensing you’re not convinced … didn’t detect any internet activity on X or Meta
Sorry for that invasion of privacy btw - incurable vice - at least i’m honest about it
But while i’m in …ooh (look directly at someone) really? That particular kinda porn suggests … forget that … where were we? Yeah - let me access some of the Bio-bot Actors powering your image-delivering-devices:
Larry Page, Sergei Brin, Susan Wojcicki, who rented them her garage … she’s now a Genomics Oligarch …
Uhmm… Bill&Melinda, Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk - who are currently hyping a non-existent Cage Fight
Do any of them seem real to you?
You know them - but you don’t. Hands up anyone who’s met them… in the flesh …
You know their images - influence
But try influencing those images back … see how ya get along ...
All of the above on the same Larry Page page - same Stage - by: coincidence
playing: Gatekeepers of The Algorithm - deceeing:
what's Platformed - what’s shuffled to the bottom of the pack - what’s wiped from existence
Welcome to:
THE Limits of THE Game
The Truman Show was purpose-written as a way to usher in acceptance
Soften the blow ...
I know that coz i wrote it in a previous bio-jacket - best thing i've ever done
This Algorithm Gate Keeper Racket is Overseen by: Dynasty Actors - your Putins (his daughter spearheading their Totalitarian ORGS’ AI program), the Clintons (good buddies with Jeffrey Epstein), the Bushes (Oil Kings), the Trumps (property ORG), the Bidens (starring Hunter - a crackhead sex-addict - with corrupt dealings in … China & Ukraine! That’s like Ben Cousins influencing world events)
Uhmm … the Xis - Winnie-the-Pooh, Xi Jinping - son of CCP legend/Propaganda Boss Xi Zhong-xun - the Kim Jongs …Kim Jong-un being great mates with Dennis Rodman…
It’s too cartoonish, is it not? The reason they seem cartoonish is:
they are
Characters in a script. Written by THE ORG that Never Dies. That decides:
which weapons are activated - which ones are Blocked …
Welcome to the point where: what’s real - officially - loses the plot
You didn’t need a biobot like me to tell you that: every Celebrity is a fake
A product of Fakesville.ORG - projecting images - for Bio-lives to consume
Bottom-line:
Either:
1. Life is a game-simulation - or:
2. It’s so much like one that it’s a moot point
Your mission: Figure out the object of THE Game before it figures you out
When you do-
(collapse into WW-style off-mode)