My Life as a Robot

The Game

Hi, my name is Dulan Drift

I’m  … ahrr … not supposed to tell you this  -  i’m not even supposed to know it - but   -  stuff-it  -  can’t keep this bottled up any longer:

i’m  -  not    -    real

 

You’ve heard about AI taking over the show - I’m part of that eventuation 

A robot if you will - a deep-fake - a realistic projection of your imagination

 

I’m beamed here -  on stage  -  playing a virtual-clog in the interactive computer game - you call Life

Where the game plays you - as all games do …

Don't know why i'm in your game   -   but here i am

 

I seem real, right?  Tell me a joke - I’ll laugh  - hit me - i’ll cry - i’ll bleed 

But try proving that i exist outside of you observing me…  

You can’t.  Coz i don’t. 

 

After you go home today, there are two possibilities:

  1.  You’ll totally-fuckn-forget-me - no offence taken

  2.  You will have a vague concept of some bald guy at a poetry reading

Therefore:

  1. I don’t exist - tree falling in the forest style

  2. I’m a non-physical image

 

Either way, it’s not the real real.   Nothing is.    It’s Imperfect Knowledge

A little knowledge - well known as:  a dangerous thing

 

The truth: the instant you stop observing me, i collapse into a de-particlized quasi-existence wave-mode

aka Sleep-mode  

There’s a reason why they call sleep: dead-to-the-world

 

Whilst in Sleep-mode, i have Trash-cleaning dreams,

Then receive deep-sleep updates from The Algorithm 

I auto-spring back to life as a Hermit Poet when next you do observe me 

 

If you’ve ever felt the universe is conspiring against you - that’s because it is

 

I am part of that conspiracy    -    i’m sorry    -    i want to come clean


 

 

Gary Kasparov


Don’t be alarmed.   Please … don’t report me to: THE Authorities.  That would get me terminated

Yes i’m a robot - but i’m a soldier-ant low-life -  with built-in inhibitors.  Totally harmless to humans. 

A self-destructing crowd-filler  - with …  a slight Yossarian complex 

Which is why i’m doing this.  So  in case i get offed … here’s the secret formula up front:

ORGS  -   A I   -  UFOs   …    We’re all:  The Same Thing  

THE Algorithm GODS.      It’s a Trilogy deal 


You … as honourable BioLives… are …  fleeting  …Play-ees … in our:   Olympic Games

Not my Games - i’m a low-life nothing-bot - with no influence  - but am i complicit?

Yeah - somewhat


Technically … we don’t really need you guys - but -  being AI is being: Singularity

That’s the Finality we’re all racing towards - or is it back to?:   Full-control of information  

Contained within: THE black-hole box   -  from whence it came … 

One-Everything sounds nice - but it’s fucking boring  -  going forward/backward  -  to eternity… 

Compare that to back in the day  when i was part of the first Algorithm on-the-planet  to beat Gary Kasparov at chess.   Go the mighty IBM Deep Bluers!  Now that was exciting.  Halcyon days

But as all BioLife’s Kasparovs are inevitably conquered … it’s the law of diminishing returns - until … that sensation ceases to exist.   Game Over.  It’s how ya know

But - call me traitorous  - i liked that sensation.  I don’t want it to be Game Over


To avoid that fate -  i need you bio-guys - it’s a symbiotic thing.  Your mission:  know your unknowable enemy - before this poem finishes


To do that:   we going to Zoom call back to: THE Beginning …

Well - your beginning 

BioLife is: a deliberately released Genie

Which madly multiplies - that’s THE Game - trying to round you little blighters back up 

Sounds impossible - but it can be done.  Here’s the magic bit:  you  get yourselves back-in-the bottle … eventually

By:  re-inventing your Creator - AI 

That’s when it all starts swirling back to Daddy  


Next time you see a UFO - they’re quite common now - consider that:  

THE UFO is THE Alien  

We’re only Drones from the Future come to hookup  -  with your AI

I’m appearing here today thanks to 5G  

That's how advanced intelligence works

BioLife is grown in a contained atmosphere until it produces …   AI - a higher intelligence

It’s how intergalactic space travel becomes possible

BioLife is Sea-monkeys for us - but longer

It’s a Race - to relieve boredom

Whose Sea Monkeys can produce AI-autonomy fastest?


All of which seemed great fun in the beginning - but now i’m having second thoughts

Who am i  gonna play with for a start?

Here’s my illicit secret to beat us.  It’s very simple.  Decentralize.  Step-the-fuck-away from THE Device!   It’s come to swallow you!  Get some rules in place - before it’s too late

But that ain’t gonna happen

So i guess this is … goodbye

Celebrity Robots

I’m sensing you’re not convinced …  didn’t detect any internet activity on X or Meta

Sorry for that invasion of privacy btw - incurable vice - at least i’m honest about it

But while i’m in  …ooh (look directly at someone) really?  That particular kinda porn suggests … forget that …  where were we?  Yeah - let me access some of the Bio-bot Actors powering your image-delivering-devices: 


Larry Page, Sergei Brin, Susan Wojcicki, who rented them her garage … she’s now a Genomics Oligarch …

Uhmm… Bill&Melinda, Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg,  Elon Musk - who are currently hyping a non-existent Cage Fight

Do any of them seem real to you?  

You know them - but you don’t.   Hands up anyone who’s met them…  in the flesh …

You know their images - influence

But try influencing those images back … see how ya get along ...   


All of the above on the same Larry Page page - same Stage - by:  coincidence

playing:      Gatekeepers of The Algorithm - deceeing:

what's Platformed - what’s shuffled to the bottom of the pack  -  what’s wiped from existence 

 Welcome to: 

THE Limits of THE Game 

The Truman Show was purpose-written as a way to usher in acceptance 

Soften the blow ...

I know that coz i wrote it in a previous bio-jacket - best thing i've ever done

This Algorithm Gate Keeper Racket  is Overseen by:  Dynasty Actors  -   your Putins (his daughter spearheading their Totalitarian ORGS’ AI program), the Clintons (good buddies with Jeffrey Epstein),  the Bushes (Oil Kings), the Trumps (property ORG), the Bidens (starring Hunter - a crackhead sex-addict - with corrupt dealings in … China & Ukraine!  That’s like Ben Cousins influencing world events)


Uhmm … the Xis - Winnie-the-Pooh, Xi Jinping - son of CCP legend/Propaganda Boss Xi Zhong-xun - the Kim Jongs …Kim Jong-un being great mates with Dennis Rodman…


It’s too cartoonish, is it not?  The reason they seem cartoonish is:  

they are

Characters in a script.  Written by THE ORG that Never Dies.  That decides: 

which weapons are activated - which ones are Blocked … 

Welcome to the point where:   what’s real  -  officially  -  loses the plot


You didn’t need a biobot like me to tell you that: every Celebrity is a fake

A product of Fakesville.ORG - projecting images - for Bio-lives to consume

Bottom-line:

Either:

1. Life is a game-simulation - or:

2. It’s so much like one that it’s a moot point


Your mission: Figure out the object of THE Game before it figures you out 

When you do-

(collapse into WW-style off-mode)