GPS
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GPS Poem
Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Crest, then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm  

 Stay in the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel 

   

 On Sperm Expressway, enter Crazy Street Race across-town …  with 200 million other vehicles 

   

 Slide left … … & right … as fast as your little-tail can propel you … 

 Keep sliding  

 ETA:  15-45 minutes 

   

 After 8 cm, pick-up on Bio-Signal from Egg Central  

 (Or not: in which case, proceed to Fuck-off-&-Die Place.  Bye-bye )  

 Stay high on Bio-Signal Highway for the next  2 cm  

 Stay high 

 Alert:  In 1 second, Prepare for Impact by discarding Safety Helmet 

 Commence Discard 

 Simultaneously - crash-through - First … & Secondary Barriers at full-bore 

 Keep crashing 

   

 When you reach Jackpot Boulevarde, randomly take Chromosome Fork , then turn into Embryo Park 

 Congrats!  You won! 

 Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow-a-brain 

 

   

 When you do, head south along Uterus Avenue .  Take the only exit onto Outside World Plaza 

   

 At the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial , take the chair-lift 

 Proceed north towards Tits’ Heights  

 Merge onto Wonderland Freeway for 3-4 subconscious kilometres 

   

 In 500 metres, enter Re-callable Consciousness Zone

 

 Download first Roadmap Memory  

 Keep Downloading  … begin forming Memory Lane 

   

 At Kindergarten Gardens, commence Societal Training License , then proceed to Primary School Course 

 Believe everything adults tell you for the next 7 km 

   

 In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Blues Tangent 

 Take the off-ramp 

   

 Avoid potholes 

 Due to high-volume traffic on ORG Expenditure Freeway , there is no money available for actual roadwork 

 Obey Variable-Speed Signage & download the pothole app 

 

 Stay updated for your Revised Trajectory Detours 

   

 Alert: Distance-Speed Cameras operate in this vicinity  

   

 At Tertiary Junction, take a hard left on Politics Maze 

 

 At Drugs & Sex Parade …  locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then:  proceed to the route (Eng pron) 

   

 In 4 kilometres, merge right onto Career Path 

 

 Merge right   

 At the intersection of Partner Court & House Street, enter Breeding Grounds 

 Go straight,  along Reproduction Cycle Path 

   

 Take the next on-ramp onto Hard Slog Tollway to provide for Family Way   

 Take the on-ramp 

 Stay tuned for the latest traffic conditions from Two-Party System 

   

 Alert:   An Evolving Crisis Situation on Covid Parade requires you to give way all your rights.    Give way  

   

 Congrats!  You’ve qualified for a Driverless-Licence Rewards-Card! 

 Stay in the middle two lanes along Mainstream Loop for the rest of your life  

 Free Entertainment! via Sportsbet-Alco-Junkfood Underpass is projected on your screen

 

 Ignore all exits 

 Your destination is straight ahead … 

 (Please drink gamble consume poisonous food responsibly)  

 (pause) 

   

 At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass 

 

 Follow Dan Andrews Memorial Directions & take Compliance Bend at Roadside Bio-update Station 

 

 Take the Bend 

   

 Hold your REAL ID Anal-Recognition Card against the sensor to veri- 

 (pause) 

   

 Danger Alert .  Due to road-closures on Fuck that Overpass & all its offshoots , they’re now Dead-end Streets 

 

 For your safety, & those around you, reverse back along- 

   

 Wrong Way.  Go Back. 

   

 Wrong Way.  Go Back. 

   

 Wrong Way.  Go Back 

   

 Rongwei   goebak … 

   

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