# GPS Poem - Life navigtion # GPS Poem Take DNA Causeway to Arousal Crest, then head north on Horn Drive for 20 cm Stay in the middle lane to exit into Vagina Tunnel On Sperm Expressway, enter Crazy Street Race across-town … with 200 million other vehicles Slide left … … & right … as fast as your little-tail can propel you … Keep sliding ETA: 15-45 minutes After 8 cm, pick-up on Bio-Signal from Egg Central (Or not: in which case, proceed to Fuck-off-&-Die Place. Bye-bye) Stay high on Bio-Signal Highway for the next 2 cm Stay high Alert: In 1 second, Prepare for Impact by discarding Safety Helmet Commence Discard Simultaneously - crash-through - First … & Secondary Barriers at full-bore Keep crashing When you reach Jackpot Boulevarde, randomly take Chromosome Fork, then turn into Embryo Park Congrats! You won! Stay parked in Warm Dark Place until you grow-a-brain When you do, head south along Uterus Avenue. Take the only exit onto Outside World Plaza At the off-shoot from Umbilical Arterial, take the chair-lift Proceed north towards Tits’ Heights Merge onto Wonderland Freeway for 3-4 subconscious kilometres In 500 metres, enter Re-callable Consciousness Zone Download first Roadmap Memory Keep Downloading … begin forming Memory Lane At Kindergarten Gardens, commence Societal Training License, then proceed to Primary School Course Believe everything adults tell you for the next 7 km In 500 metres, take the off-ramp onto Puberty Blues Tangent Take the off-ramp Avoid potholes Due to high-volume traffic on ORG Expenditure Freeway, there is no money available for actual roadwork Obey Variable-Speed Signage & download the pothole app Stay updated for your Revised Trajectory Detours Alert: Distance-Speed Cameras operate in this vicinity At Tertiary Junction, take a hard left on Politics Maze At Drugs & Sex Parade … locate Someone-Somewhere Place - then: proceed to the route (Eng pron) In 4 kilometres, merge right onto Career Path Merge right At the intersection of Partner Court & House Street, enter Breeding Grounds Go straight, along Reproduction Cycle Path Take the next on-ramp onto Hard Slog Tollway to provide for Family Way Take the on-ramp Stay tuned for the latest traffic conditions from Two-Party System Alert: An Evolving Crisis Situation on Covid Parade requires you to give way all your rights. Give way Congrats! You’ve qualified for a Driverless-Licence Rewards-Card! Stay in the middle two lanes along Mainstream Loop for the rest of your life Free Entertainment! via Sportsbet-Alco-Junkfood Underpass is projected on your screen Ignore all exits Your destination is straight ahead … (Please drink gamble consume poisonous food responsibly) (pause) At the next round-about, take the fourth exit & head back along Fuck-that Overpass Follow Dan Andrews Memorial Directions & take Compliance Bend at Roadside Bio-update Station Take the Bend Hold your REAL ID Anal-Recognition Card against the sensor to veri- (pause) Danger Alert. Due to road-closures on Fuck that Overpass & all its offshoots, they’re now Dead-end Streets For your safety, & those around you, reverse back along- Wrong Way. Go Back. Wrong Way. Go Back. Wrong Way. Go Back Rongwei goebak … rongwei-goebak