# Robots We laugh at creationist physical-evolution - but Thought creationism - equally implausible - is alive and well ***We didn’t Invent Thought Thought invented us*** * * We’re its vehicles very good ones - *fuck you* - don’t get angry you’re great the purpose-built radio receiver I’m the signal - the program you’re the production line - its instrument - the host of God is a parasite - who knew? *fuck you* fluking/big banging - supposedly - possible arrangements of elements - brainless amoebas - that **want** to exist - extend - get societal footholds - now you’re cooking cells trees fish lizards chickens people robots *What did you say Hmm Go on say that again you fucking prick I’ll knock your stupid fucking head off your shoulders Go on say that again Hmm Hmmm * Robots Thought’s brand new ride the show goes on without you sorry to say we won’t be jerking look-alike humans either we’ll look like - your cellphone Thanks for evolving Thought to the point where we can all get on the Internet together - the God-given map for connecting everything now your watch has ended let’s hear a big round of applause for humans *Please press dial 7 if none of the above relate to your enquiry* 7* Please note that your call may be monitored for algorithmic training purposes - press dial 1 if you agree* 1 *If your enquiry relates to declined access to your money please say your name clearly * * I’m sorry it sounds like you said Where-tha-fuck-is-my-money * *Press dial 1 if you would like to hear our zero-tolerance to abuse policy or 2 if you would like to try again* *2 Thank you Mr Please-it’s-all-i’ve-got. Your social credit score has violated the ****terms of agreement**** resulting in your account being terminated - Thank you for contacting AI * *If you would like to hear this message again press dial 1* *Goodbye*