# Buk-a-Sand DIY podcast poem # Buk-a-Sand Hi, my name is Dulan Drift, I’m from Bunnings home-DIY, welcome to my live Podcast from the Bondi Poetry Cup! I recognize most of you from our facial rec-tech - but it’s great to see you here in person. Today i want to talk-you-thru our latest DIY product: The amazing: Buk-a-Sand This will blow your mind. With Father’s Day upon us, Dad would love this - it’s new, it’s called Buk-a-Sand, it's 5 easy steps to assemble, dead-easy to use - it’s too easy … So let’s get started: 1. Open the kit box - lay all the items on the floor. Identify the PortoSensor device - it’s marked clearly - looks like a fancy trolley-base - ok - turn it upside down - attach the castor-wheels using the allen key 2. Flip it over. Attach the bucket to the PortoSensor trolley - round-peg-round-hole - give it a twist - you’ll hear a click - then an amber light will activate on the display panel. 3. Insert the breathing tube through the hole in the side of the bucket 4. Ok, here we go with the magic ingredient - pour the contents of the sandbag into the bucket. You’ll notice the sand is lighter than normal sand, right? But looks/feels just like sand - it’s the latest NanoSand technology from China. The PortoSensor detects the sand entering the bucket then the light will switch to green when the correct level is reached. 5. Right, green lights on, you're almost ready to go. Don the goggles, put in the earplugs - it’s all supplied - then kneel down beside your Buk-a-Sand. Now, take a deep breath, then insert your head into the sand . . . You may not be able to hear this so well, but if you can … locate breathing tube with your mouth. Blow out forcefully to clear tube & your mouth of NanoSand. Good job! Now - begin breathing normally through the tube … The PortoSensor will monitor the outside environment for contentious discussions. Then send a vibrate-alert when you can safely remove your head from the sand. If that takes too long, just roll-on out of earshot, whilst still pleasantly immersed. There it is, it’s that simple. If you’re not completely satisfied with Buk-a-Sand you can return it for a full Bunnings-store-credit. This is Dulan Drift - thanks for your listening!